Candlestick

Most may think a candlestick refers rod of wax with a wick in the middle. When lit it produces light and small amounts of heat and wax melts everywhere. After years of researching the origins of this sacred word, it has been found that it has a much different meaning. It is still a noun but now refers to the head of a red-headed person (ginger). It is a comparison of the red hair to a candle and how the red hair resembles fire. Others have researched the word even further back into the word's roots to satanic devil worshipers: they found that it goes further beyond a comparison. It is believed that the absent soul of a ginger is stuck in another realm and actually has real fire as hair.

Johnny: Man my hands are cold.
Chris: You're such a baby.
Johnny: Hah, that's funny because you're never cold with your fire hair you fucking candlestick! Let me warm up around the bonfire on your head.

by koolkat75 November 27, 2012

russian candlestick

The act of soaking yarn/string in alcohol, placing one end of the string inside your pee hole and lighting the other end on fire. Then trying to extinguish the flames with ejaculation.

Example 1: Did you hear that Trevor got disqualified for peeing during the russian candlestick?
Example 2: Does Thompson need to barrow my lighter for the russian candlestick?

by keyster king November 20, 2015

Candlejack

A retarded forced meme. I mean, who seriously thinks this is fu

OMG, GUIS I HEARD IF U SAY CANDLEJACK YOU GET KIDNA

by Analith, destroyer of assholes July 19, 2012

CandleJack

CandleJack is a character from the TV show "Freakazoid". Supposedly, once you say his name, he kidnaps you. This has led to many jokes on the internet.

CandleJack is freaking aw-

by SoulEatingFreak September 17, 2008

Candlestick

An obstacle for jack

Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack jump over the candlestick

by Jurq23 March 4, 2009

Candle dick

Cover wax on your dick and put a wick on the head... light the wick and ask the birthday girl to blow it out.

The girl got her wish after she blew out her candle dick.

by Gary B May 22, 2003

Candlestick

A large, heavy, brass/silver object that holds a candle on an exquisite dining room table.

One of the candlesticks was missing from the dining room, but was found in the kitchen next to Mr. Boddy's dead, bloodied corpse. Obviously Mr. Green is involved in this...

by Diggity Monkeez January 9, 2005