Canadians

The best country ever, with good beer, tons of snow and good skiing. Other benefits is, unlike the americans we have some non-obese people and only a fraction of our population eats McDonalds every day.

We are the best skiiers, hockey players and skaters , other than maybe russians.
Basically we are awesome.

Joe:WOOH!!!!
Frank: Why are you so happy?
Joe: I just realized something.
Frank: What?
Joe:We are Canadians and..I live in CANADA!!!!!!!!!!
Frank: YEAH!!

by Jess278 March 5, 2011

Canadians

People who live in Canada who DON'T live in igloos and ONLY snows in the winter NEVER the summer spring or fall. No they do NOT eat whale blubber and go to school on dogsleds. There is NO SUCH THING as a Canadian accent. They do NOT say '' Eh '' after every sentence and do NOT say aboot instead of about.

''Nice weather, eh?''
''What are you, Canadians?''

by Marco ---Polo December 6, 2009

Canadians

Those who link their arms together and trek across great lands of sweets, joy, and joyness to the lands of the great beyond(that would be Canada) to get watermelon.

Apples suck -- Real Canadians eat watermelon!

by Lalalalalala I'm Katie October 4, 2006

Canadians

A bunch of sorry's and eh's living in the moment, don't mess with one or you'll be spending the night in a cold ass igloo while they teach you the Canadian national anthem.

Americans: fuck off
Australians: fuck you
Canadians: oh fuck sorry, I can pay for the damage myself and I can also.....

by Make_a_wish_kid December 6, 2018

Canadians

Code word for a single person or group at a restaurant that are likely to: Not tip; Complain about the bill; Dine & Dash.

The waitress kept her eye on the Canadians for concern she would get stiffed with the bill.

by Swisher rolled tight November 9, 2020

Canadians

Powerful, fearsome beasts, too simple to understand the French's evil designs.

Frenchie: Oh ho ho! We will get zeese Canadians to kill ze Americans.
Canadian: Me like to smash! Me smash now?

by Kyle January 3, 2005

Canadians

A code word white people use when referring to ghetto ass blacks !!!

Did you check out that new night club in Detroit ? Ya it’s pretty nice but it was full of Canadians .

by Gladiatorfreedom December 4, 2017