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canadians

Canadians- Ones who originate in Canada. They are peaceful and don't get into wars very often, and their healthcare is free.
"Hey, guys, Canada is bigger than America and its on top of it to!"
by Jaken May 18, 2003
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Canadians

People that live in Canada. Usually misunderstood and mocked. They do actually say 'eh' quite a bit, but they do not say 'aboot'... EVER. They eat regular foods, with plenty of flavors other than maple syrup, and can be just as rude as an American when pissed off. Also they have the great privilege of free health care and the largest amount of fresh water in the world. Suck on that.
"oh you're one of those Canadians? Oout and aboot in the states eh? haha"
"Shut the f*** up"
by anamefornow May 6, 2013
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canadians

What you call black people when they could hear you use a more offensive term.
"Don't park your car here. I don't like this neighborhood, it's full of Canadians."
by Bill Billy November 18, 2007
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canadians

A code word that white waiters sometimes use to speak about rude black partrons.
Damn, I hate waiting on those Canadians. They run my butt off, send perfectly good food back, complain about the amount of the bill, then only tip 10 percent!
by Recon1172 July 16, 2006
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Liberal Canadians

Liberal Canadians exist primarily in Eastern Canada, where there are no jobs. This however is not always the case. Some of the smarter Liberal Canadians have packed up and moved West in recent years in hopes of changing the hearts and minds of Conservative Western Canadians. These attempts have proved futile at best.

Liberal Canadians also feel the need to hold small protests about generally irrelevant things. Some of the issues Liberal Canadians feel the need to protest include, but are not limited to: helping the homeless, police beatings, perceived racism, big business, energy supplies and global wars. Liberal Canadians like to sit on theirs hands and collect welfare and take little or no personal responsibility for their own lives. They generally speaking like to bitch and moan about allot of things, but offer nothing in the way of real world, workable solutions.

Liberal Canadians can be found anywhere Socialist, "I know better then you" types are found, primarily in sub-standard coffee houses. If a Liberal Canadian is spotted in your area, there are a few things you can do to refute their big government polices. First of all, buy a gun. Liberals dislike guns because they feel that becoming a victim of violent crime is a better option then trying to defend against it. Additionally, do not donate any food stuffs or currency to Liberal Canadians. Direct them to the nearest welfare office if you don't already know where it is.
Conservatives are vastly superior to Liberal Canadians
by Conservative Canadian January 9, 2010
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Canadians

A person who is born immigrated or came from Canada
these creatures are the worst beings on the planet, their blood consists of maple syrup They make homes which are classified as " igloos " They glorify hockey
Hey dude Do you know I beat Canadians?

Woah POG
by Chewables February 7, 2022
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paper canadians

Canadians only by citizenship. They may qualify by one or all of the following:
-does not vote or participate in the democratic process (doesn't vote)
-culturally non-Canadian
-writes, speaks and behaves as if they were American
-cannot distinguish any of Canada's history or attributes
Those guys over there have no connection or loyalty to Canada, they're just Canadians by citizenship, indeed they are paper Canadians.
by kmcj22 December 13, 2015
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