Canadian History
Canadian History by Crashy February 4, 2010
Canadian History
Also known as "two girls, one Stanley Cup", it is a sex in which two female parties defecate into said hockey trophy and while using moose antlers as a sex toy lubed up by maple syrup and farting the song "Oh Canada" then feast upon the contents of the cup all while having a picture of Canadian born actor, Michael J Fox's picture mounted on a operating vibrator in the background to set the mood.
Canadian History by Shafty Magee II February 5, 2010
canadian history
-the act of getting tea bagged
-the act of getting tea bagged by a moose with maple syurp on his nuts.
-the act of getting tea bagged by a moose with maple syurp on his nuts.
first guy: That was a crazy night. What happened?
secound guy: Dude you got canadian history (ed)!
first guy: Damn, thats why i taste salty pancakes.
secound guy: Dude you got canadian history (ed)!
first guy: Damn, thats why i taste salty pancakes.
canadian history by colbertnation#1 February 5, 2010
Canadian History
Canadian's are better than American's. Accept it and move on. Read a self-help book. Any thing is possible. You hate us so much because you secretly love us. It's okay. We love you too, just not in that way.
"Canadian history is so much better. They abolished slavery before we did, aren't religious assholes and don't care if you're a dude that marries another dude. Hell, you could blow the smoke of your joint in a police officer's face and he would just have to groove off of it because in Canada carrying a g of weed is whatever. Pretty cool, right?"
"Canadian history is so much better. They abolished slavery before we did, aren't religious assholes and don't care if you're a dude that marries another dude. Hell, you could blow the smoke of your joint in a police officer's face and he would just have to groove off of it because in Canada carrying a g of weed is whatever. Pretty cool, right?"
Canadian History by Jessyd February 5, 2010
Canadian history
Canadian history by Solidbryce@hotmail.com February 4, 2010
Canadian History
A sex act where one person defecates on the other's chest and then rubs the excrement on that person's face after mixing it with maple syrup while taxing the everloving shit out of them.
She was so nasty, she asked me for a Canadian History, man! I still can't wash the Quebec smell off of my bedsheets!
Canadian History by ColbertFan69 February 4, 2010
canadian history
a common practice of aging American homo-sexuals bored with their sex lives, the group assembles together at least five items related to canada. Popular items are hockey sticks, curling brooms and stones, beaver pelts,canadian bacon, maple syrup, a Stanly Cup replica and other canadian memorabilia. The group then sets up a video camara and each member then takes a date rape type drug and commence in an orgy using the canadian items. The following day the video is replayed for all to view, as they cannot remember what had happened. Hence the name Canadian History
canadian history by sycamoron February 5, 2010