Canadian Bacon

A Canadian Sugar Daddy

Aye, check out the Canadian Bacon and BWAC hangin' out with those blazing sewage falcons.

by Swollen Ostrich August 16, 2003

Canadian Bacon

Used to describe a guy who loves anis and has red sideburns.

Man Robert!! You're such a canadian bacon!!!

by Sarah Pettersson March 25, 2008

Canadian Bacon

Canadian Bacon is cooked ham.
It's funny how Canadians think they have something unique going on...

Oh my god, Canadian Bacon is soooo gay.

by TimHodges December 4, 2011

canadian bacon

Canadian Bacon- mall cop/rent-a-cop
A rent-a-cop has no real authority, but they are still assholes and act like they are part of the Gestapo in Nazi Germany. They are still pigs, but they are lame...thus Canadian meaning boring/bland and bacon meaning pigs.

At first I got freaked out when I noticed the uniform, but I realized it was just Canadian bacon so I continued robbing this bitch at gunpoint.

by mts311311 April 13, 2009

canadian bacon

Pen name of a somewhat well known "writer" of professional wrestling online. Canadian Bacon likens himself an "insider", even though it's fairly obvious he doesn't know what he's talking about. It is not known if Bacon is really as stupid as he seems, or just pretending to pull over a gag. Bacon is also obsessed with his home province of Saskatchewan, sticking his fingers in things, and talking about his testicles. He is generally despised.

"Canadian Bacon is either the dumbest son of a bitch I've ever read, or he's a comic genius."

by TitoPuente September 26, 2005

canadian bacon

forest preserve police- sounds like the real thing, but isn't even close

I thought it was the 5-0, but it was only canadian bacon

by dev0 June 1, 2004

Canadian bacon

Hard as a Motherfucker

aka H.A.M.

Kanye: where u wanna eat jigga?
Jay-Z: waffle house. we goin canadian bacon.

by Soo Doh Nim June 9, 2011