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Canaan is the weirdest person ever. Besides that they are so loving and caring. They warm your heart. There smile makes you smile. They are so amazing and funny to be around. They might you up when you are sad. Canaan gives AMAZING advice. When you are sad they make you happy. You never want to leave their side. You pray that they will never hate you because to lose someone that amazing is so heart breaking. They love and care about you so much.
You are so weird Canaan, but thank you for making me smile.
Canaan by Penny.dog12 September 17, 2019
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A label used to identify someone who appreciates being creamed
Rachel: Hey Patrick! I got cream pied yesterday!
Patrick: Lmao, what a Canaan
Canaan by ChikCock December 3, 2019
Canaan is a cutie, He is the best man that you could wish for and he is loyal and very intelligent too intelligent for people to understand he's always chasing his dreams and is very confident and the way he smiles kills people because of how handsome, Canaan's are typically the ideal pick for a boyfriend because they care and treat you right, they're strong and good friends with many people, They are the best at conversation Canaan is someone to dream of all night and all day, The special day's for Canaan's is the 6th of November and should celebrated every year, He is such an amazing boyfriend and best friend you would need one, They will become rich when they group since they are always making money, some Canaan's come from Royalty, and your very lucky keep one if you can handle his beauty and his enormous love and he has a big dende.
Friend 1: Woaah !Your staring at Canaan.
Friend 2: Yeah he's very hot!
Friend 3: Yeah is very hot!
Friend 1: I would date him, but he's to beautiful I think I would die.
Friend 2: Yeah I'll ask for his insta
Canaan by Cookiemonster4469 November 22, 2021
huuuuuuge dick dude, hella money, super awesome totally super cool, sexiest nigga alive tbh, knows supermodels and celebrities, kicks it with grillionaires, is a niche micro internet celeb on twitter
canaan is a silly nigga
canaan by eeeeekdkdnenrrrr November 23, 2021
a toppest G with the biggest dick and is the muscliest guy you will ever see and is cooler than andrew tate
that guy canaan is a top G
canaan by coolguy322 October 4, 2022

canaan's side 

Israel/palestine. Ancient biblic reference. See promised land
And land them safe of canaans' side.

Canaan Lamberth 

Canaan Lamberth is just about the whitest black kid you’ll meet. No wonder he can only keep a girlfriend for 2 hours. He had to get an ear pierced so people would take him seriously. What a guy