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Poor Fellow's Canteen 

A clear, half-liter or gallon plastic container that would normally hold milk, orange juice, or chocolate milk, is converted to a reusable water jug.
John: "Hey dude, can I have some of your gatorade?"

Ryan: "Hey man, I'm sick of your bullshit. Get your own!"

John: "Woah, okay dude, chill out dick munch."

(Thus John is too cheap to buy gatorade in bulk and converts half-liter orange juice to water jug)

({ Next day at Practice)

Ryan: "Hey John, forgot my gatorade. Can I have some?"

John: (Has more than enough water) "Fuck off faggot!"

...Thus Poor Fellow's Canteen was born
A type of portable jar (complete with a cap) able to hold much water, and only water.
"The military uses water canteens which are put into pouches. Or should I say they used to. Now there is a straw beside them which allows them to move their lips sideways to slurp. Kinda nice, not to mention hi-tech, but let's hope it doesn't foster laziness."
-me
canteen by Dave June 28, 2004
The lunch room for the guy at the depot. The canteen is now Dum Dums (who is from whoreleons) turf. If you buy anytings from any other source (Glen), Dum Dum will scream at you until he is on the brink of a stroke. The main food groups sold at the canteen are Chucks, Twix saputo products and of course, toass. Some guy steals from the depot to run his grow operation.
"Guy, we have a viande in the Cantsteens today, because some guy steal from the cantsteens and some other guy put the toass in the wrong slots!"
canteen by John the old cleaner December 6, 2004

canteen culture 

The collective behaviour and influence of a group, made up of it's myths and stories, dominant members, attitudes, interests, repsect or dislike for one another and others, gossip, rituals, initiations, style and language. Often the source of rumour and speculation, or where discontent is first voiced, acceptance within canteen culture is to be bonded to the group in more than just membership of the official team. Can be a good and bad thing within an organisation, generating or destroying morale. Origin - British Police Forces circa mid 1990's, now widely accepted as part of most organisations.
"Although now a member of the team, he was not part of it's canteen culture"
canteen culture by Tex982 October 3, 2006

Grilled Fish Taco From The Canteen

When your name is dahir and you get a grilled Fish taco from the canteen, which is actually a burrito and when you bite into it you produce A satisfying/disturbing scene, you close you eyes while you delicately bite into the soft tortilla.
Grilled Fish taco from the canteen The sandwich

you take a sip from trusty your vault 13 canteen 

player: im going to kill all of the brotherhood of steel and ncr at the same time
game: YOU TAKE A SIP FROM YOUR TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN
player: imma chug out of this sink so i dont waste a stimpack
game: YOU TAKE A SIP FROM YOUR TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN

player: thank you game very non deathclaw of you
you take a sip from trusty your vault 13 canteen