camel hump

The last episode of sexual contact before a long dry spell, especially an anticipated dry spell.

"Hey, did you smurf that skank at the bar last night?" "No, but its alright--I got my camel hump the other day before I dumped Juli."

by karmajunkie July 23, 2008

camel hump

An aggressive dick bulge; much like a camel toe for girls.

Did you see that guy? He has a defined camel hump; someone get him some new and looser pants, please!

by saratunga September 25, 2020

camel hump

An aggressive dick bulge; much like a camel toe for men.

girl 1: i hate to address this issue, but in the tenet picture i searched for a bulge🤫😝.

girl 2: me too but that’s called a camel hump.

girl 1: what?

girl 2: a mans camel toe.

girl 1: oh! that makes sense!

by saratunga September 25, 2020

Camel hump

The camels hump is where a guy puts a ball in each of your eyes and then lays his d*ck over your forehead and on top of your nose going towards your chin.

His d*ck was so big he was able to do the camel hump on my face.

by Funniest bitch alive August 15, 2023

The Camel hump

Having hallucinated sex with a fine ass mirage to Quench one's thirst only to later realize your just humping a literal camel.

Kyle: Bro I went to Egypt over spring break, got dehydrated and horny, ended up doing the camel hump
Chris: Bro wtf is wrong with you?
Kyle: Hey I can't help that that camel looked like your sister
Chris: Bruh

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

camel's hump

The shit Jackie Chan was eating in Rush Hour while talking to Chris Tucker.

Tucker: Man, what you got me eating?
Chan: That's eel.
Tucker: What you got?
Chan: Camel's hump
Tucker: What?
Chan: Camel's hump

by pbanto September 30, 2008

camel's hump

A girl that outweighs John Candy.

I got my ass kicked by a camel's hump.

by zack February 23, 2003