A Cumbleswatch is a type color swatch used to compare the color of your semen to the rest of the population.
Hank: "Hey Carlton, I bought that new Cumbleswatch I seen on T.V last night. It was only $19.95 and it was buy one get one for free. I thought you might be interesed in one since i know you a little creepy and sexually perverted.
Carlton:"You know Hank, I'm way ahead of ya! I already have 4 of them because the first three I purchased got ruined because I came all over them and forgot to clean them off so my semen just dried up and I couldnt scrape it off so I said what the hell and got another one! This one is starting to get a little dirty so I'm thrilles that you have another one for me!
Hank:"I says on mine that I have Irish semen; what about you Carlton?"
*Carlton died from cardiac arrest because masturbated too much. He was also very fat. Carlton couldn't respond to Hanks question."
Carlton:"You know Hank, I'm way ahead of ya! I already have 4 of them because the first three I purchased got ruined because I came all over them and forgot to clean them off so my semen just dried up and I couldnt scrape it off so I said what the hell and got another one! This one is starting to get a little dirty so I'm thrilles that you have another one for me!
Hank:"I says on mine that I have Irish semen; what about you Carlton?"
*Carlton died from cardiac arrest because masturbated too much. He was also very fat. Carlton couldn't respond to Hanks question."
by fat obese lady July 12, 2017
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Such a device is actually useful, for example, to "inject" power into a dead circuit from a generator. However, due to the inherent safety issues, you generally can't find them for purchase, nor would a licensed electrician ever provide you with one. Thus, do-it-yourself handymen are left to splice together their own version of this device (probably making them unsafer).
Such a device is actually useful, for example, to "inject" power into a dead circuit from a generator. However, due to the inherent safety issues, you generally can't find them for purchase, nor would a licensed electrician ever provide you with one. Thus, do-it-yourself handymen are left to splice together their own version of this device (probably making them unsafer).
When the hurricane hit and the power went out, I fired up the generator and jacked it in to the outlet in my garage with a suicide cable; at least I was able to run a few lights and my refrigerator.
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A year ago, my cable bill was $88/month and now it's $117. I hate cable creep.
A few bucks in cable creep and now my bill is 30% higher than a year ago.
My monthly cable crept from $55 to $69 in less than one year.
A few bucks in cable creep and now my bill is 30% higher than a year ago.
My monthly cable crept from $55 to $69 in less than one year.
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Rico: "You saw the video when Shamar got beat up by all them men?"
Antoine: Cawblenn! It was a lot of men for real
Friend 1: "hurry let's run, The bus is right there up-top the hill"
Friend 2: "well cawblenn I ain't running just for it to drive along and leave me as soon as I get up there"
Antoine: Cawblenn! It was a lot of men for real
Friend 1: "hurry let's run, The bus is right there up-top the hill"
Friend 2: "well cawblenn I ain't running just for it to drive along and leave me as soon as I get up there"
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