The Callahan Theory is performed when a person completes all of his/her homework on the absolute last day of the semester. No homework is done through out the course until the last day. Then, he/she hands all of it in to the teacher all at once. To complete the theory, you must still achieve a 3.5 GPA.
Matt - "Hey Pat, have you done your homework tonight?"
Pat - "No, we're only two weeks into the course, I follow the Callahan Theory."
Matt - "What's that?"
Pat - "It's when I do all of my homework on the last day of the semester, and still get an A!"
Pat - "No, we're only two weeks into the course, I follow the Callahan Theory."
Matt - "What's that?"
Pat - "It's when I do all of my homework on the last day of the semester, and still get an A!"
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(the sex god of all sex gods), John O'Callaghan is an Arizona native and is the lead singer of indie-rock band, The Maine.
A.K.A John Ohhh
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Laura: I saw The Maine last night and they were amazing.
Grace: Wait did you see John O'Callaghan?
Laura: Yeah I got a picture too
*Laura pulls out phone and shows picture*
*Both girls fall over*
Grace: Wait did you see John O'Callaghan?
Laura: Yeah I got a picture too
*Laura pulls out phone and shows picture*
*Both girls fall over*
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Is a girl who loves a good time is sporty and the hottest girl u could ever meet. she is loyal and cares about friends and family
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Sammy: Hey Billy, come watch Johnny eat a callapitter!
Billy: You mean caterpillar, you asinine piece of shit?
Billy: You mean caterpillar, you asinine piece of shit?
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A remark made by the King of Spain when Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez repeatedly insulted and spoke over Spanish Prime Minister Jose Maria Aznar calling him a "fascist" at the Cumbre Iberoamericana.
In reality, anyone with half a brain knows that the fascist dictator is actually Chavez himself.
A remark made by the King of Spain when Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez repeatedly insulted and spoke over Spanish Prime Minister Jose Maria Aznar calling him a "fascist" at the Cumbre Iberoamericana.
In reality, anyone with half a brain knows that the fascist dictator is actually Chavez himself.
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