Call of Duty: Black Ops 

Arguably the best Call Of Duty in the franchise, at least when compared to Modern Warfare 2. The game features a stunning campaign mode (takes place during the 50s-70s) which includes the Bay of Pigs invasion in Cuba, The Uprising of Vorkuta prison, fierce battles in Soviet military bases, and even manning a patrol boat going down a vietnamese river while the Rolling Stones play in the background (and much more).

The Game features a multiplayer mode as well, which was the reason for many breakups and low levels of sexual activity in males ages 16-25. WARNING: This game is highly addictive please play it in a time span given by your doctor.

NooBsn1p3r223: OMG CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS IS SO SWEET!!

IpwnU666: I KNOW!! LETS PLAY IT ALL NIGHT

NooBsn1p3r223: YEEEAH!!

*Both lose girlfriends and die of caffeine intake in the following days*

Call of Duty: Black Ops by Dmitry M. January 5, 2011

Call of duty: black ops 

A good excuse for anyone to skip school, have no social life, and pwn n00bs

rusty:why werent you at school yesterday?
Brandon: call of duty: black ops
rusty: want to go to the dance?
Brandon: nahh i need to prestige

girl 1: my boyfriend broke up wit meee:(((
girl 2: why?
Gurl 1: Call of duty: black ops:(((

Call of duty: black ops by Rusteeze November 12, 2010

Call Of Duty: Black ops 

The main reason why men are late for dates or don't even have a Girlfriend.

Girl 1: Where's your boyfriend?
Girl 2: I don't know!
Guy: *Shows up* I am so sorry I'm late I got Call of duty: Black ops yesterday and I umm... lost track of time, But I prestiged twice!
Girl 2: Whatever! *leaves Resturant*
Girl 1: Hey wait for me!
Guy: :( I guess I'ts back to black ops! :)

Call Of Duty: Black ops by nnSHARK BAITnn January 25, 2011

Call of Duty: Black Ops 

The best excuse for arriving at school late, not doing your homework, why you didn't exit the house when there was a fire, and it also explains WHY THE GUY NEXT TO YOUR DESK IN CLASS IS STILL SINGLE.

Call of Duty: Black Ops is the most over-rated game in history, and it is terrible.

Example:

Army Commander: Sorry, you aren't experienced enough to join the army.
n00b: BUT I'VE BEEN SHOOTING FOR YEARS! HALO COMBAT EVOLVED, HALF LIFE 2, HALO 2, MODERN WARFARE, HALO 3, RAINBOW SIX VEGAS, DOOM, G.R.A.W AND CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Army Commander: -_-

Teacher: Why are you late for school?
Student: I was busy in the morning playing Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Someone: You know what's the greatest thing that happened?
Sonic 06 Fangirl 1: MEPHILES!
n00b 1: CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Sonic 06 Fangirl 2: MEPHILES!
n00b 2: CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Sonic 06 Fangirl 1 and 2: MEPHILES!
n00b 1 and 2: CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Someone: This is starting to become contagious -_-

Call of Duty: Black Ops by Oskarmandude1 November 20, 2010

Call of Duty Black Ops Cold War

Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War is a 2020 first person shooter developed by Treyarch and Raven Software with Supporting Studios Activison Shanghai Studio, Demonware, and Sledgehammer Games published by Activison.
The game takes place during 1984 as the player plays as a customizable character simply known as “Bell” as the player decides whether to fight with NATO or fight with the Soviets.
Black Ops Cold War’s Multiplayer brings back fan favorite maps such as Raid, Express and many others, the multiplayer also features brand new maps such as Miami, The Pines, Moscow, and large team based maps in the Fire Team playlists.
Black Ops Cold War’s Zombies mode continues after the events of Tag Der Toten in what is now called the Dark Aether storyline, the storyline follows NATO’s Requiem and Warsaw Pact’s Omega Group trying to find out how to control the Dark Aether including these maps so far Die Maschine, Firebase Z, Outbreak, and Onslaught being a PlayStation exclusive until Nov 1, 2021
Call of Duty Black Ops Cold War has garnered a lot of hate due to its Skill Based Match Making causing many gamers to complain to Activison on social media but to no avail, the game has also garnered hate when it was implemented into Warzone with a lot of the weapons being way stronger than Modern Warfare’s weapons.

Phil:”Hey you guys ready to play some Call of Duty Black Ops Cold War”

John:”What mode this time?”

Phil:”Maybe some Zombies.”

John:”Eh fuck it, why not?”

Call of Duty Black Ops Cold War by Pussyeaterdicksucker69 May 20, 2021

Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 

The last chance for the Call of Duty to redeem itself after all the years of repetitions of the same game being released every year. It is also the last "hoo rah" for competitive CoD to make it in this changing world. If Treyarch fails, CoD only has months to live if not days because Halo 4 gets released at a similar date.

Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 is the last chance for the CoD series to live. If it fails, we may see the end of CoD as we know it.

Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 by Hopeisthefutureofman October 14, 2012

Call of Duty Black Ops 2 

The next installment to the most overrated video game franchise in the world. The same graphics are still there. The same engine is still there. The same annoying 10-year olds, who start screaming at you for "hard scoping", are still there.

Person Number 1: OMG OMG OMG!!!!! Did you hear that Call of Duty Black Ops 2 is coming out!?!?!?!?!?

Person Number 2: I know right!!!!! My mom already pre-ordered it for me bitchezzzzzzzzzz

Person Number 1 & 2: HAHAHAHA!!!!!

Person Number 3: *facepalm*

Call of Duty Black Ops 2 by NinjaJ10 October 14, 2012