Heaven Araceli Calix

An Individual whose sense of humor is as empty as their family tree

Don't get too close, Yusei! you might have the Heaven Araceli Calix virus

by Heaven Araceli Calix March 19, 2023

Calix

guy that talks to girls and guys. has no interest in either both men or women and is confident on what they want to do
he is also helpful

CALIX HAS NO GAME WITH EITHER MEN OR WOMEN (he gets no bitches)

by pingoza December 14, 2022

Calix konopaki

husband material, hot af, is gonna be a dilf when older.

girl 1: “omg is that Calix konopaki?! he’s so hot”
girl 2 “omlll😩😻”

by hotmilfff93791171 October 2, 2021

Calix

Calix is the first person a woman thinks about when masturbating. Calix is a man who is Dependable, Faithful, Funny, and has a sense of Style and Culture. Often Attributed to a God, and has a penis on a worldly size scale.

I was walking down the street when I saw Calix waving his dick around with a flock of females following in his trail.

by broisthisforreal October 29, 2022

Calix

Is a great, awesome, perfect, funny, handsome, and overall a very good looking dude. He is a great basketball player and usually has a friend named Ayush who he beats in basketball every day.

Wow, I wish I was a Calix!

by Notcalixmccune June 6, 2022