cunt punch

when you're going down on a girl and she bucks her hips hard enough that her cunt punches you in the mouth/face

"I could tell things were going well because I kept getting cunt punched"

by drogtor April 16, 2015

Cunt Punch

The act of punching a woman's vaginal region because she is a hoe bag

Hey bro i cunt punched that whore and her retarded little sister

by umpaalmpaaaaaa September 28, 2018

Cunt Punch

when you blend a bunch of Cum and Koolaid into a Urn and drink it with a crazy straw

Cunt Punch!!! The best drink on the go!

by BabyPunter188 June 6, 2019

Cunt punch

When someone’s a push over and a mood kill

He/she is such a cunt punch

by Big Aussie cunt December 30, 2019

Cunt Punch

(adverb)
when a woman is turned on and her pussy is so thoroughly soaked that she feels she could put it on tap and have someone drink her like hawaiian punch.

examples:
Some bitch was talking shit in math so I leaned over and told her to "shut up and drink my cunt punch"

Bf: damn babe, you're hella wet
Gf: then shut up and drink my cunt punch
*NSFW activities ensue*

by thefuhqbiatch February 28, 2021

Cunt Punch

When A Squirter Queef's.

I just had a Cunt Punch. It was very wet.

by DJ.JAM-EZ March 13, 2023

Sloppy Cunt Punch

The act of licking ones fist, and punching someone so hard in the anus, that they become impregnated.

The actual method of conception used in the Arnold Schwarzenegger film Junior. It wasn't mentioned much in the film.

The name is somewhat misleading, as it refers to punching someone in the rectum, not the vagina.

Gary: Derp di derp di derp di derp
Martyn: Don't make me Sloppy Cunt Punch you.

Danny DeVito: Hold Still. BAM!
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh I feel the baby, the baby!
(deep voice)
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh SHIT! Richter!!!!!

by Markla January 10, 2008