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shoot your cuffs

A male preening gesture, whereby a man wearing a suit extends both his arms rapidly outwards (i.e. shoot), so that his dress shirt sleeves extend nicely beyond his suit sleeves.
Ready for the big dance? You look good in that suit. Shoot your cuffs for me. There, much better.
by Philosophistry March 1, 2009
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Fat cuffs

Almost like cankles, but more like shirt sleeves. When someone is so large that their fat folds over and looks like the cuffs of a sleeved shirt.
Look at those fat cuffs. Sick!
by Kasandra68 February 24, 2008
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finger cuffs

The act of being "locked in from both sides", from<i>Chasing Amy</i>. A girl is sucking a guy off and being penetrated from behind vaginally/anally.
by Carez May 30, 2003
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collars match the cuffs

Describing whether or not a chicks pubes matches her hair. usually asked by a buddy after learning of a casual sex encounter and asking for a vicarious image.
No, fucking way man. You banged that hot blond from the bar last night! But did her collars match the cuffs?
by plumberjoe January 29, 2009
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collar and cuffs don't match

A woman who has died her hair, usually blonde. The expression refers to her head hair and pubic hair having different colours. Also known as an airplane blonde
Is she a real blonde? No, her collar and cuffs don't match. I checked.
by phreddyport June 29, 2013
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kitty cuffs

tames the pussy. Linked by a chain and intended to keep the kitty secure until Keys can get the kitty off. two little cuffs. or a little cuff for the kitty and a big one that's attached to the guy and connects to the kitty. popularized in the '70s by Steve Martin.
"Anybody have any kitty cuffs? Either two little ones, to go around the little paws... or a big one that's attached to me and then connects to the cat. I found out my cat was embezzling from me, so I've gotta get a little pair... of kitty handcuffs, so... Well, I found out that when I'm away, she goes to the mailbox, picks up the checks, take them down to the bank and cashes them. The way I caught her, I went out to her little house, where she sleeps at night, and there was like $3,000 worth of cat toys out there. And you can't return them, because they have spit all over them.. I don't know where she is now, I guess she went out to Catalina, or something like that, I don't know... She bought a catamaran... She got it out of a catalog... This is a catastrophe!"
- Steve Martin
by nobodyhuhhuh July 11, 2009
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Chinese Penis Cuffs

Mainly the same as the word "DOCKING". Sticking the head of your penis into another mans foreskin making contact and Docking eachothers meat helmets.
"Hey tom, im bored". "Me too, lets try making chinese penis cuffs, that was pretty fun and pleasent last time". "OK!"
by TBONENYC March 25, 2010
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