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ctfd is a term used over facebook or texting, it stands for CALM THE FUCK DOWN. It was copyrighted by John and Marisa doesnt believe him...
u need to ctfd
ctfd by cacky cack August 26, 2010
Calm The Fuck Down.

said when someone is really stressed out and needs to slow it down.
Mary: AH! I have homework, tests, a midterm tomorrow, and I am not getting enough sleep or food!!!!
Jess: CTFD and plan well.
CTFD by tropicy October 18, 2010
An Acryonm for "Close the Fucking Door"

Generally refers to the societal norm of closing a after walking through it, used perjoratively at those who would leave it open; especially those leading outdoors
*Mark leaves the door open as he enters the house party*

"Hey asshole, CTFD!"
CTFD by KLR327 September 16, 2017
Calm the fuck down
ctfd by sandyceltic December 16, 2010
CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!
DUDE CTFD IT'S JUST A GAME
CTFD by Phillyyydddd October 19, 2011
Abbreviation of Calm the Fuck Down.
Person 1: "What is this shiznet! I asked for tomato sauce, not barbeque! MAKE IT AGAIN!!!".

Person 2: "CTFD".
CTFD by cruisinInmyHolden September 24, 2011
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