A frequently ginger-haired individual who shows up to hang out uninvited, leave their snack crumbs all over the furniture, and torture your poor innocent couches and chairs for extended amounts of time. Crosbys like to say "Yea ill come along" to parties etc. and then bitch out at the last second with excuses like "Im too gay to have fun". The crosby's only natural enemies are the Sun and actually have to move their fat ass. Beware of crosbys as they will try to be your friend, but ill only ever act like a leech literally sucking the life out of you.

Guy1: Holy shit!!1 Its a Crosby!! Run!

Guy2: Its ok, he's already winded, we have at least 4 days.

Crosby by GingersSuck23 May 28, 2011

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an insanely ill child, normally with ginger hair tend to be found bathing in a pool of their own sweat

1) Boy : wow daddy can i touch him

dad : no son, he is a Crosby

2) stop being so crosby

Crosby by Martin(star-wars)Dyer June 5, 2009

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The act of screwing with someone in a prankish manner using electronic or technical means. Usually something that is mostly harmless, but can really ruin your day in an annoying sort of way.

"They crosby me once a week at work by hacking into my computer and emailing my grandmother gay porn."

"He Crosbied the entire elementary school by playing the mosquito note over the intercom."

"When he found out they were running a webcam on their fax machine, he couldn't resist crosbying all of them by faxing in a picture of a scrotum."

Crosby by Martha Jones Saves the World February 5, 2010

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Crosby is a super strong and a really retarded guy at times he mostly enjoys hanging out and is super chill and doesn’t question it he just lets it happen. His friends are usually really short and some of his friends are super sporty like him. He also enjoys yogurt like a lot of yogurt and a lot of milk cuz he has those strong bones.

Hey Dave why did you eat all the yogurt. Dave: I don’t know guys I guess I was just kinda Crosby

Crosby by A large chocolate swirl November 20, 2017

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