1. (n.) A condition of skin-yellowing, sagging, drying and wrinkling associated with an aging woman's body. Most often the term "crepe" is used to describe the sagging, leathery skin comprising and surrounding a post-menopausal woman's vaginal, thigh and buttocks area.
The term is often used in a sexual context; Jack Nicholson, an American actor famed for both his career in film and his sexual promiscuity, coined the term in a published, 2006 interview with Rolling Stone magazine's Eric Hedegaard in a cover story entitled "Jack Nicholson: A Singular Guy."
Below is a direct quotation from the segment of the interview where Nicholson discusses his experience with older women:
"You know there's certainly more than one person that I've seen maybe thirty years, intimately. Unexpected by me. I have the normal things that people have. You know, Mom sitting on the toilet, scared, 'Gee, you know, when you were little,' or whatever that is. You know what I mean. 'Oh, am I going to be able to deal with crepe?' or whatever the fears are." --Nicholson
Note: A geriatric/older woman with liver spots covering her body would have "blueberry crepe" while a black woman would have "burnt crepe."
2. (n.) A type of pancake commonly consumed in France, Belgium and upscale Bistros in the United States. Not to be confused with an old lady's saggy vagina. Generally has an accent over the first "e."
The term is often used in a sexual context; Jack Nicholson, an American actor famed for both his career in film and his sexual promiscuity, coined the term in a published, 2006 interview with Rolling Stone magazine's Eric Hedegaard in a cover story entitled "Jack Nicholson: A Singular Guy."
Below is a direct quotation from the segment of the interview where Nicholson discusses his experience with older women:
"You know there's certainly more than one person that I've seen maybe thirty years, intimately. Unexpected by me. I have the normal things that people have. You know, Mom sitting on the toilet, scared, 'Gee, you know, when you were little,' or whatever that is. You know what I mean. 'Oh, am I going to be able to deal with crepe?' or whatever the fears are." --Nicholson
Note: A geriatric/older woman with liver spots covering her body would have "blueberry crepe" while a black woman would have "burnt crepe."
2. (n.) A type of pancake commonly consumed in France, Belgium and upscale Bistros in the United States. Not to be confused with an old lady's saggy vagina. Generally has an accent over the first "e."
Guy 1: So how was that MILF you took home from the club last night? I bet she was an animal in bed...
Guy 2: I actually couldn't get an erection once I saw her crepe.
Guy 1: Dude you're gay, older women are hot.
Guy 2: Listen man, if you saw the yellow-brown, leathery, saggy vagina I saw-- you'd puke. It was CREPE city!
Guy 2: I actually couldn't get an erection once I saw her crepe.
Guy 1: Dude you're gay, older women are hot.
Guy 2: Listen man, if you saw the yellow-brown, leathery, saggy vagina I saw-- you'd puke. It was CREPE city!
by Murr Crismus January 31, 2010
Charles Nicholson "I love being a major crepe" "I am the general crepe" "I am the mother-fucking CREPE !!" "You crepeing bro?"
by Crep'in February 06, 2013
A girlfriend who is so lazy you have to roll her off you when cuddling like a crepe. Will often reside folded up on a bed in a crepe-like manner.
by symphonic July 26, 2016
by Hugh Jass December 22, 2003
Person 1: Did you hear Jack walked out of his own wedding last night?
Person 2: Yeah, I didn't expect him to flip a crepe like that...
Person 2: Yeah, I didn't expect him to flip a crepe like that...
by bernarV February 05, 2023
In days of old when the dead were laid out in the parlour of the family home, people, either out of respect or superstition, draped all the mirrors and windows of the house with black crepe. Professional "funeral" operators would begin to prepare for this ahead of time as they noted that there were local people nearing death's door. This gave birth to the term, "crepe hanger" to people who are compulsive worriers, anxious about things that have not yet happened. This "tradition" also gave birth to the use of black crepe for the manufacture of ladies’ mourning dresses, men’s hat bands and arm bands, and funeral wreaths
Mothers who are constantly worried and over anxious about their children, husbands etc when they don't get home on time, and in their mind's eye see them in an accident, hospitalized, dead and themselves standing over a gravesite could be considered "crepe hangers."
by Celeste Zugec September 29, 2005