crashed ambulance

an ambulance that has been crashed.

can be found very erotic by some due to the irony and can often lead to sex on site causing difficulty for paramedics and other emergency services on the scene

person 1: aww no a crashed ambulance, what a tragedy!

person 2: pull over, lets have sex

by mbackus123 June 25, 2010

Crashed the milk truck

To blow a load, cum

Hot girl walks by, "Oh i just crashed the milk truck".

by youknow44 July 6, 2010

crashed speeder

In 2018 with the release of the new clone trooper skins for star wars battlefront 2, people spotted a droideka in the background of the picture. the community got excited and thought droideka were confirmed for the game while the community managers shrugged of it was a crashed speeder. afterwards it was in a different build of the game where they had an unfinshed version of the droideka without animation and it had gotten into the picture. earning it's name and meme on the subreddit as crashed speeder

Man i can't wait till they release that crashed speeder! have you seen it on the screenshot in the background?

by Columbam February 12, 2019

crashed the fence

This is the opposite of jump the shark. When a good show becomes a great show, it has crashed the fence. This phrase comes from season one of the FX show "The Shield" in which series star Michael Chiklis' character Vic Mackey crashes through a fence rather than climbing over it while chasing a criminal.

"Did you see Avatar last night? It crashed the fence when Ang learned how to water bend."

by Brad Ellis January 4, 2006

crashed the milkfloat

when a gentleman reaches climax earlier than he, or his partner, might have hoped

Eventually managed to get a run at that barmaid the other night but crashed the milkfloat early doors

by delanotte February 21, 2014

Crashed to Browser

A standard feature of the Battlefield 3 game from DICE and EA. Involves the game spontaneously crashing to the Battlelog browser page for no reason at all.

"My game on the TeaBaggers United server just Crashed to Browser. Damn you EA/DICE!"

by droopie October 2, 2011

crashed out

1) To be laying in a state of relaxation, especially on a piece of furniture.

2) To be passed out, especially on the floor.

Q: "What are you doing?"
A: "Nothing, I'm just crashed out on the couch playing Halo."

Q: "Where's Luke."
A: "Fool's crashed out on the floor in the bathroom."

by JamesMonet January 26, 2006