Crack open a cold one with the boys

The simple art of practicing necrophilia with your bestest of homies. Typically practiced in your local catholic cemetery between the hours of 1am to 3am.

Hey Bruce, wanna go crack open a cold one with the boys down at the cemetery on Garfield Street with Dick, Jason and Tim?

by Pedro K Hasseem March 24, 2022

crack open a cold one

another word for necrophilia

seeing all these dead bodies makes me want to crack open a cold one!!

by a7x rules July 26, 2006

Crack open a cold one with the boys

Fun fun fun fun fun

Ugh it was a terrible day because I didn't crack open a cold one with the boys

by Crackinwithdaboyz May 22, 2017

crack open a cold one

Sl. (To) crack open a cold one is a slang term for necrophilia.

Y'know, working as a gravedigger always gave me the biggest urge to crack open a cold one.

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 6, 2003

Crack open a cold one with the men

we are not boys, we are men manly men.

Hey broski wanna crack open a cold one with the men this saturday?
"Hell yeah bro"

by BrosephJr August 21, 2018

Crack open a cold one

Winning in fortnite

Person A:wanna crack open a cold one
Person B:let's get those w

by Dicklover6942056 January 25, 2020

Crack open a cold one with the boys

The simple practice of the art of necrophilia with your bestest of friends. Typically performed in a Catholic Cemetery between the hours of 1am to 3am.

Hey Juan,
Wanna go crack open a cold one with the boys down at the cemetery on Garfield Street?

by Pedro K Hasseem March 24, 2022