coughart

to cough and fart at the same time. or to cough so hard one farts

i was so embarrased when i cougharted in class today. bobby won't think im cool anymore.

by mribear January 22, 2009

Coughfart

Something that sexy brunettes do when they cough do to large amounts of gas that they have. Usually people named B.S. have excess gas and create really smell farts when they cough. It makes colds very difficulter for the coughfarters as well as the people around them.

Oh my god. Did you know that Blair coughfarted like a million times in Whistler?

by ilovech February 19, 2009

coughphart

When you cough and fart at the same time.

Bro, I just coughpharted.

by Bitchtitties December 14, 2022

Coughfartie

A hard cough that triggers a loud fart at the same time. Pronounced ca-far-tee. Similar to laughfartie or sneefart

He was coughing so hard that he was coughfarting all the way out of the room.
Oops, that wasn't a cough that was a coughfartie.

by My10eshu March 20, 2014

Coughinshart

When you cough so hard you shart in your pants.

I coughinsharted and had to clean my drawers.

by Narc9er January 4, 2017