colasshole

Colossal asshole; an extremely unpleasant person resembling that of a large, gaping anus. Includes but is not limited to: backstabbers, jerks, snitches, bitches, fuckboys.

My "best friend" went after my asshole ex, making her an even bigger asshole...a colasshole.

by PugSon September 18, 2016

Colasanti

The best Italian last name ever, anyone with this last name should not be messed with most likely Sicilian but some southern Italian mainlanders have this name also.

Colasanti is the best name ever

by zorro336 March 21, 2011

coldspring

A very small very trashy place, oddly the local meth/crackheads mixed with the rural population. The town about 80 miles from downtown Houston. Lot's of trees, losers, and fat people. Has a single 3A High School that looks like an industrial warehouse to passer-bys

"Coldspring is the shits."
"Fo sho"

by billybobthroton January 26, 2006

Claspy

The hybrid offspring of the adjectives "basic " and "ratchet". To be so basic And or ratchet you have broken through to claspy

That prostitute was do claspy she ate a hot pocket out of my trash on her way out the door .

by Joe scallywag July 31, 2014

Claspell

A last name that derives from English descent meaning; A great love-maker who can cum whenever he wants, has a great sense of style, and Loves all of gods creatures.

Guy 1-Dude, check out the claspell over there.
Guy 2-Yea i heard he Rothenburgered some girl last night.

by Dick Crappell August 15, 2010

Colassault

A colassualt is any cola related assault. This can include a fight over a can of Coke or pepsi, to be attacked or hit with a can or bottle of cola or a confrontation that occurs because of a cola/caffeine induced rage.

'Did you just see that girl colassault that guy. She smashed in the head with a half full can of Coke!'

by The Blinguistist February 14, 2013

Colastrophe

The principle theory of heteroepitaxially-based probabilistic failure that you can't stop, literally and can also be used to describe the visible display of probabilistic (i.e. Internaly motivating factors with excessive patterns) scatter phase of lasers may induce visual artifacting in cognitive reasoning and delay discrete resolution in characterization.

The point where you finally accept the fact that everything's as fucked up as it sounds, and if you gave in now it would be an utter colastrophe cause this shit show ain't gonna get better than this moment right now so embrace it for as long as it lasts and don't stop knowing it's gonna be alright..

by Hell00000 October 25, 2019