COB

acronym for Crazy Old Bitch. Typically 65+, eats at restaurants alone and is really mean to the waitstaff. Drinks Merlot.

"HAHAHA, You got my favorite customer, the COB! Good luck!"

"So then I told her 'Have a great night' and she just looked at me and was like 'i dont have good nights.' what a COB!"

by northwestgirl86 January 1, 2009

COB

Call of Booty. formaly known as the booty call

Dude 1:Bro, i just got COB from amber
Dude 2:Tap that shit yo

by jjjaaajjjaaa March 13, 2010

COB

Close of business. Equivalent to EOD, or End of Day.

"You want it when?"
"COB"
"We're a 24/7 internet company, we don't have a COB."
"Then give it to me EOD."

by SiteNook May 8, 2012

COB

Acronym word for "College of Business." Popularized at Shippensburg University, where the COB was also knows as the J.L.G.

"I gotta get to class in the COB."

by Van Buren May 13, 2005

COB

Cars on blocks.

Don't buy a house in a neighborhood where there are alot of COBS.

by justshill May 14, 2009

COB

An acronym which can stand for many things, but in a social setting (when drinking) it usually refers to "Champagne of Beers", or Miller High Life.

Can also stand for the metal band Children of Bodom.

Hey bro, grab me a COB...

by bill123234234 August 5, 2008

COB

Cousins Of Beauty; Two adolescent female cousins who think they are beautiful, so they flaunt their beauty; usually pose for pictures in the exact same way for unknown reasons.

example:

Passersby #1: "Who do those two kids think they are? They are doing modeling poses next to a major intersection!!!"

Passersby #2: "What do you think, Kyle? They are COB's!"

by Funsarah January 1, 2009