The CMM Effect is an effect which is transmitted online over the chat client gtalk . It is initiated with MS coming online which is followed by a number of her lovers popping online from their various previous states (Busy, Offline, Idle etc.). It displays the lightning speed of transfer of information, joblessness and reeks of desperation.

Whenever MS comes online, the CMM Effect takes place.

The CMM Effect by Whycantifindagoodpseudonym September 24, 2011

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CMMI

Capabilities Misplaced Missing or Inadequate. Many government managers mistakenly believe that this is an acronym for Capabilities Maturity Model Integeration. However, examination of actual performance in the wild points towards the, generally accepted, 'missing and inadequate' definition.

(1) The project failed. This is odd. Even though the project manager provided many detailed WBS's he was CMMI.

(2) He Sucks! Fire that CMMI MBA.

CMMI by PMP weenie #1 February 13, 2007

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CMMC

the Crash Mat Mourning Circle...

for those of Into the Woods.

Hi my name is Chrissy...(everyone) hi chrissy...I am a member from the CMMC

CMMC by Christine Jestand December 26, 2007

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cmmg

1. internet shorthand usually meaning 'covering my mouth giggling'. Often used in online multiplayer games to suggest that comeback was extremely funny.

Taking the gayness of aol short-hand to an all new level

Player A: stfu noob
Player B: I did your sister

Player C: cmmg

cmmg by Mangina4u October 14, 2005

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