Skip to main content

clutter butter

The ejaculate left behind in the vagina after a long night of love making.
This morning I woke up and started banging my girl and she didn't even have to get wet because there was already clutter butter.
by Classiccallahan October 13, 2017
mugGet the clutter butter mug.

clutter hands

Someone who is under the influence of THC and notices that they are trying to carry too much shit at one time.
Man dude I got a case of the fucking clutter hands right now.
by Faggot Bruce May 2, 2011
mugGet the clutter hands mug.

clutter fucked

When an important email gets put in your Clutter folder by mistake.
I never saw that email because I got Clutter Fucked
by Mon-grel February 1, 2017
mugGet the clutter fucked mug.

Clutter-Fluffing

Is the common term used when shopping for things that simply clutter your home or add fluff to yourself or others that you care enough to shop for. Also means, nothing that you absolutely need to purchase, but you do anyway.
Heather and I met for lunch and went clutter-fluffing afterwards.
by NitWitty August 8, 2008
mugGet the Clutter-Fluffing mug.

clutter slut

(n.) Any individual that lives in a place with stacks of magazines and huge newspaper piles strewn about the living room. Some clutter sluts also have glass top tables covered with cheap dusty glass figurines. Most clutter sluts are either faggots or grandmothers.
Hey, Darryl! After I cornholed your grandmother last night, I barely sneaked out through the living room. Tell that clutter slut to throw some of that fuckin' shit in the trash!

"Oh, Bruce, you have a marvelous china cabinet!" said Steve. "Oh, it's nothing, Steve. I'm really just a first class A-1 clutter slut."
by Rob Porter March 16, 2008
mugGet the clutter slut mug.

clutter blind

Common symptom in males of all ages. Occurs when there could a small mess somewhere around the house and guys do not seem to notice this mess at all, even when told to clean it up.
"Why didn't you pick up those towels on the stairs Michael?"
"I didn't see them when I got home."
"What are you...clutter blind? They have been there for 2 days"
by 810glenbrook January 31, 2008
mugGet the clutter blind mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email