Indian christmas present

its when you whipe your ass after takin a dump with the inside of the victims pillow case put it back on and then let them go asleep on it while you enjoy the comical values of the prank

"hey dud, you should have seen it last night Dave farted on my pillow and gave me pink eye a week before so i went one step further and gave him the old Indian christmas present"

by martin3039191 October 22, 2007

Mexican Christmas Present

A Mexican Christmas Present is the result of giving a girl a Donkey Punch, but instead of her butthole clenching up, she releases her bowels all over you like a Pinata, giving you - a Mexican Christmas Present.

"I tried to give Maria a Donkey Punch, but instead a tight fuck, she gave back a Mexican Christmas Present."

by rzerobzero April 28, 2012

Guantanamo Christmas Present

When a girl is on top of you riding your face, she squirts without warning, effectively water-boarding you.

Dude, last night this chick gave me a Guantanamo Christmas Present.

by Wang Bendanez September 4, 2020

Christmas Presence

The extra weight you gain over the holiday season.

"He got a lot of Christmas Presence this year!"

"It only took me three weeks to lose my Christmas Presence!"

by KessBlack February 3, 2012

christmas presents

people you want to steal from your friends and have them wrapped and boxed prettily (with breathing holes of course) under your christmas tree on christmas morning

I would like to have Daniel and Aj under my tree as christmas presents.

by nigelisgod November 29, 2010

Chirstmas eve presents

santa come that early???

I got my chirstmas eve presents

HOW ALR?

by Weird Word Dictionary December 23, 2021