This is my adaptation of the old saying "Don't count your chickens before they hatch". It essentially means the same thing which is not to depend/rely on something until you actually posses it or it has come to fruition (although this has a more sexual and masaginistic twist to it.
Jeremy, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, is counting on buying a new car with money he'd potentially make from manufacturing DMT, a highly potent psychedelic tryptamine, in his home laboratory and illegally distributing it on the street to worthless junkies. His intentions are to use his new car to carry out a violent and fatal drive-by shooting on this kid mitch who punked him on some fake molly, a powerful version of the popular rave drug ecstasy. His lover/best friend, rat-tail, knows there is a high likelihood that a number of things could go wrong and that he might not actually make the money he intends on making and may even get popped or blow up his house during the process of refining the DMT. He says to his home girl rat-tail, "Yo biatch when I get me that sweet 97' Plymouth Prowler we're gonna go bust some caps in 'dem asses son". Rat-tail replies "Yo I know your penis is gargantuan and what not, but how do you know you are going to get that cheddar to get that ride to put down those trifling ass punk bitches? I mean all I'm saying Jeremy, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, is DON'T COUNT YOUR CHICKEN HEADS BEFORE THEY SWALLOW".
by The Dark Anus (JC) November 28, 2007
Get the Don't count your chicken heads before they swallow mug.American punk band formed in Los Angeles in 1993. Still operating anonymously under the guise of mutant chickens and one vegetable, the Chicken Heads' music is primarily a mix of punk rock, heavy metal, Ska & so much more! The band advertises themselves as "Genetically Modified Punk Rock".
by Rockin’ Robin January 13, 2022
Get the Radioactive Chicken Heads mug.Background: used primarly in male circles, with strong ties to hip-hop culture. often used in rap music to describe groupies.
Definition:
NOUN
1 a girl or woman who seeks attention from popular males with high levels of status exemplified mostly by musicians or popular/wealthy boys or men from a poorer neighborhood, by submitting to sexual favors with little or no pressure.
2 a girl or woman who is passed around from one male to another in short term, exclusively sexual relationships.
3 term for a girl or woman similar to "groupie" though the fame aspect may or may not be absent. whereas a groupie is partial to a particular band or person, the chicken head may be indiscriminant in choice and frequently chooses boys or men from her neighborhood or school.
4 female suffering from low self esteem who prostitutes herself for short lived friendships or attention.
VERB
1 to perform oral sex on a male or males indiscriminatly or in succession.
2 to suck or the act of sucking dick.
Definition:
NOUN
1 a girl or woman who seeks attention from popular males with high levels of status exemplified mostly by musicians or popular/wealthy boys or men from a poorer neighborhood, by submitting to sexual favors with little or no pressure.
2 a girl or woman who is passed around from one male to another in short term, exclusively sexual relationships.
3 term for a girl or woman similar to "groupie" though the fame aspect may or may not be absent. whereas a groupie is partial to a particular band or person, the chicken head may be indiscriminant in choice and frequently chooses boys or men from her neighborhood or school.
4 female suffering from low self esteem who prostitutes herself for short lived friendships or attention.
VERB
1 to perform oral sex on a male or males indiscriminatly or in succession.
2 to suck or the act of sucking dick.
1. rappers need to stay away from those skeezin chicken heads.
2. that bitch chicken heads everybody!
2. that bitch chicken heads everybody!
by f9dyn June 7, 2004
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(Must be performed by two women.)
(Must be performed by two women.)
“Those twin sisters give the best chicken head salads”
“Why would you want just a blow job when you can get a chicken head salad at the same time?”
"I LOVE CHICKEN HEAD SALADS!"
"I bet you wont stop giggling when you get your first chicken head salad"
"Whoa watch those fingers! i just want a chicken head salad thank you!"
“Why would you want just a blow job when you can get a chicken head salad at the same time?”
"I LOVE CHICKEN HEAD SALADS!"
"I bet you wont stop giggling when you get your first chicken head salad"
"Whoa watch those fingers! i just want a chicken head salad thank you!"
by BNLEO December 7, 2009
Get the Chicken Head Salad mug.When girls perform oral sex on a guy their heads bop up and down like a chicken. Refers to girls who can do the job FAST. Also refers to girls who give blowjobs to anyone.
JOE: I'll let that chicken head blow me anytime!
BOB: Pass that ugly bitch around then!
JOE: I'll hook you up guy. She'll blow anyone.
JEFF: Dude, my girlfriends a CHICKEN HEAD shes so good!
RYAN: You lucky bastard...
BOB: Pass that ugly bitch around then!
JOE: I'll hook you up guy. She'll blow anyone.
JEFF: Dude, my girlfriends a CHICKEN HEAD shes so good!
RYAN: You lucky bastard...
by Lauren July 5, 2004
Get the chicken head mug.It is lower class ghetto whore, that when used, is immediately discarded after uses (Like one would treat a condom or tampon)
by Robbie123inyourBIGvag April 12, 2011
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by niggi May 18, 2006
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