Cheesey Salmon Slots

A rather elaborate yet highly description term for a Gash.

This should be used in context with an unclean cunt. The 'cheesey' referring to the fanny batter appearance and the 'salmon' not only being rather descriptive of the smell but also on occassion the colour of the beef curtains. The beef curtains or piss flaps are indeed aptly referred to as 'slots' in the phrase being outlined.

I had to fuck her anally as she had cheesey salmon slots.

Sorry if my breath smells my girlfriend has cheesey salmon slots

by TonyTVR July 28, 2008

cheesey maggot cock

a small penis that smells or is covered in cheese

Errr Liam has a cheesey maggot cock

by crunter May 4, 2010

Chelsey Sullenberger, III

Hero of Flight 1549. Saved 155 lives by landing a plane safely into the Hudson River. Greatest pilot that ever lived!

Top Gun ain't got shit on Chelsey Sullenberger, III

by Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis. January 16, 2009

Chelsey

A worldly female, defined by her sense of individuality and style.

"Wow, that Chelsey really knows what she's talking about!"

by schmittty December 30, 2007

Michael "Memes" Chersevani

A person who is known for his amazing offensive memes, who spends most of his lifetime in Facebook jail. He's a permanent member of the CRACKFOX CULT.

Person1: Look at this crayon meme.

Person2: Wow that's amazingly offensive!

Person1: Of Course! It's posted by the great Michael "Memes" Chersevani!

by MisfitMe November 27, 2021

Chelsey

Chelsey is the most amazing person anyone can ever meet. If you have her as a friend, your life will be amazing. She has the most amazing eyes, beautiful hair, cutest smile, and most outgoing personality. If you have her as a girlfriend, you need to hold on to her and make her really happy. She will make you the happiest person on the planet. She makes you smile when you don't want to, she makes you laugh when you cry, and she makes your day more than once. To have her as a friend/girlfriend is a blessing. Keep her happy, and keep her close. To lose her would be the worst thing possible.

Chelsey: I lovers you:)

by amandavanelst December 3, 2011

Chelsey

a person of great intelligence. they are sweet and kind to all, and all love them for they are tollerant of all peoples, races, religions... more often than not they are a most beautiful individual. they have friends world wide who would do anything for them and they in return for their friends. they are worldly and unique in every single aspect of life. all envy and aspire to be like them. they are in a since perfect.

"look at that girl, shes beautiful, smart, and nice, shes like no other. shes PERFECT, shes so chelsey!!!"

by chelsey fanchier December 15, 2008