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captain jack sparrow 

a spin off the dirty sanchez. When a man takes his penis, after having anal sex, and rubs it across his partners top lip, and then makes a line from her bottom lip to her chin, giving her the resemblence of Captain Jack Sparrow.
He took the Dirty Sanchez one step further and pulled a Captain Jack Sparrow on her, needless to say, he was cut off for a month.
captain jack sparrow by hizzer March 24, 2008

Captain Jack Sparrow 

Slang term for paedophile due to fact that pirates had a reputation for molesting the ships cabin boy.
His has a fondness for children, we should cal him Captain Jack Sparrow.
Captain Jack Sparrow by Cogi December 17, 2021

Captain jack sparrow 

When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.
Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow
Captain jack sparrow by Daura2731 November 20, 2018

Captain Jack Sparrow 

world's sexiest pirate ever 🏴 ☠️

<It's s pirate's life for me.. Savvy?!>

Captain Jack Sparrow 

world's sexiest pirate ever 🏴 ☠️

<It's a pirate's life for me.. Savvy?!>

The Captain Jack Sparrow 

Much like "The Houddini", during intercourse the male should spit on her back to create the impression of him being "finished", then when she turns round he spunks in her eye. From this, he should then kick her like as to ensure that she is covering one eye whilst simultaneously hopping and yelling "aaargh", much like a pirate.
She well got The Captain Jack Sparrow last night.
She cried