C.U.N.T.

First name that Austin Peay State University, of Clarksville, TN persued--- Cumberland University of Northern Tennessee.
Couldn't you see the women's basketball uniforms with C.U.N.T. written across the front?
by Allen Hawkinson May 26, 2006
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Sarah :- Hey Andy, you can't understand new technology
Andy :- Yeah, I'm one of those.
Steve :- You certainly got that right buddy!
C.U.N.T.
by swineyvee October 08, 2006
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The C.U.N.T (Cornwall United National Team), started as a small bad of chums in the late 90's who banded togrther at the beginning of the goth revolution.

Though their numbers were small, they fought their very hardest to keep their wrist slitting foes at bay, while trying to deal with internal corruption and deceit within the leadership of the group.

The 3 main fathers of the gang wer Dags, Wardo, and Coopsy. Dags was a strong believer in the Chav faith and a natural leader. It was all by himself that he kept the incoming recruits trained and ready for any Gothic reatalliation that may occur within the local and surrounding districts. A true leader within the ranks, his life and heroicness are still celebrated to this day.

Wardo, unfortunately, due to his bisexualality, tuned into the Emo thoughs running through his head turned his back on the group. He lead a goth alliance throuth the wartorn streets of redruth for the epic battle of "hardcourt" in which 1400 goths wer slain in a bloody massacre. after his defeat Wardo robbed his fellow generals within the Emo Allianc and fled to Paraguay in 2003 with his underaged boy lover where he commits the crimes of paedofilia and piracy to make a living.

Coopsy unfortuanatly died of a supected drug poisoning within 1 of his almighty spliffs. His life was celebrated by many C.U.N.T members by capturing and causing the "mass suicide of Park and Tanzys" in wich 600 Emos wer made to drink bleach.

The C.U.N.T is still strong and growing throughout cornwall and will always be there for young chavs fighting the Goth oppression!!
the C.U.N.T will kick the shit outta you, Emo scum!!
by Dagzzz September 05, 2007
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your a cunt GET IT c.u.n.t
by mike gallo August 16, 2006
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When handed your change in a badly staffed supermarket chain, the sour faced till staff drops a receipt, a fiver that looks like it has been up his/her arse and then drops the coins uncaringly on top so as you are stuck with a ball of money and the inability to seperate them as your other hand is pre-occupied with your shopping.
Just say:
"Coins Under Notes Thanks! That way I can keep the metal seperate from the paper just as most wallets allow.You fucking piece of tit shit"
That way you can call them a C.U.N.T. without them knowing! And then punch their fucking teeth out of their sad moon face
by Psykik Vandal December 14, 2007
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Anacronym
that stands for:
Cant
Understand
Normal
Thinking
I dont know why you waste your time trying to explain anything to that C.U.N.T. Its a waste of your time, they Cant Understand Normal Thinking.
by Chunkyfupa January 26, 2009
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Cambridge United Noise Terrroists (C.U.N.T) is the collective term for all the sound systems in cambridge.
A: was the rave good at the weekend?
B: Fucking awesome- C.U.N.T. were hot and it rained so they got a bit wet too.
by robuttt October 05, 2006
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