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F.C.W.M

Abbreviated for First Contact With Monster

That first crutial sip of Monster Energy Drink that gives you the first impression of bitter taste, but giving you the urge to drink more to the point of where they fall in love with it themselves, begging for it the moment they see it.

Also known as Energy Hook
Some friend at school: *Drinking Monster*
Guy: What is that?
Some friend: Ha its Monster try some

Guy: *sips and makes a disgusted face*

Some friend: well?
Guy: bleh! it tastes weird
Some friend: just wait for it to kick in
Guy: *blinks* could you pass that over again?
Some friend: Ha! your F.C.W.M . Told you man.
by Master R04R The I October 15, 2013
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F.F.W.C.P.I.R.L.

Fat Fucks Who Can't Play In Real Life.
A description of people who are so fat they can't play in real life, just on their computer.
Fat Fuck - Shall we play football tomorrow?
Avarage dude - No, you F.F.W.C.P.I.R.L.
Fat Fuck - Ok, I see. Brb, gotta play some WoW.
by ESFUX October 4, 2007
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What the fuck, how did you find this? I mean- like- you have so many keys on your keyboard, HOW BORED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FIND THIS?!
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V
"I'm F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V'ing it!"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."

"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"
by HaltMan May 22, 2025
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This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B
by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020
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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
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H.M.F.W.I.C.

Head Mother F***er What's In Charge
The boss-man, as often as not the informal leader; the guy who know's what's going on & can make things happen
Roger: Who's the hell's the H.M.F.W.I.C. here today?
Mike: That'd be CB
by talce March 28, 2010
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B.F.W.O.C.

BFWOC is an acronym which stands for Best Friends Without Consent. BFWOC originates from the judicial term T.W.O.C. (Taking without consent) which pertains to theft of automobiles. BFWOC occurs when one person asserts that he/she is the other persons best friend, although the target person does not agree and/or has misrepresented themselves to be in the other persons favor. Basically, to eradicate the ability of another persons right to choose their own best friend.
Unknown Person: Dude! Ive known you for nearly 4 minutes but I feel like Im your best friend. That look on your face totally says you agree!

You: *Thinking to yourself* He just committed B.F.W.O.C. He shall be punished with 9 minutes of awkward staring!
by LOL_WUT September 27, 2011
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