B.E.C. 

1) accronam for "Bitches Eat Cocks.

Originates from the letters "BEC" found on an all weather track.

Mark: Look at stacy over there on the corner. She's such a whore. She kicked Jeff in the nuts today for no reason.
Tom: you know what they say: BEC.

B.E.C. by Cracker June 9, 2005

E.C.B.R.O. FOUNDER

Lead Research Investigator for the East Coast Bigfoot Researchers Organization. A Wildlife and Bigfoot researcher seeking out the truth and sharing his findings and pointing out the views behind his conclusions. A Legend!

www ecbrofounder.com

The E.C.B.R.O. Founder organizes many events throughout the year .

E.C.B.R.O. FOUNDER by Professor Scrotum D. Nutts May 31, 2022

B.B.E.C 

Big Black Elephant Cock

Girl - "Tell me something about you?"
Boy - "I have a B.B.E.C."
Girl - "What's that?"
Boy - "A big black elephant cock."

B.B.E.C by LawlNugget April 19, 2011

B.E.M.C. 

Bitches Eat My Cum

Head shot motherfucka, B.E.M.C. (Bitches Eat My Cum)

B.E.M.C. by 00Derm October 2, 2011

P.E.B.K.A.C. 

IT Helpdesk teminology/slang. The acronym stands for:

Problem exists between keyboard and chair

Definition being: The IT problem you are having exists between the chair you are sitting on and the keyboard you are using

Helpdesk Customer: I can't open my document

(Helpdesk operative checks the file and it opens fine)

Helpdesk Operative: Ahhh....I see now, this is caused by P.E.B.K.A.C.

P.E.B.K.A.C. by Ragsnot August 5, 2006

D.E.C.I.B 

An acronym for one of the great laws of the universe,"Don't Eat Cookies In Bed." This is a good law to follow seeing that a bed of cookies makes and uncomfortable sleep.

Kid:(brings cookies into bedroom)
Mother:"D.E.C.I.B"

Person1: "That was a crappy sleep"
Person2: "D.E.C.I.B"

D.E.C.I.B by Rusty Musty November 13, 2006

C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S. 

Crushed Under The Weight Of The Enormous Bullshit

When you are trapped in a situation that is overwhelmingly bleak and unescapable. There is no option to move. No option to escape. No alternatives.

Also, a song by a band called Reuben.

Bill: I have got a massive fucking deadline that I've got no chance of making and a hundred status meetings to go to instead of actually finishing the work!
Ted: So you are C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.
Bill: The bullshit is absolutely enormous!

C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S. by cutwotebs March 1, 2013