C.A.R.L.

C.A.R.L. stands for Cool Assosiation Run by Losers. It can only contain the most awesomest people in it...and ofcourse has an "imaginary" friend named Carl as their leader. Carl is great along with the people in the Carl assosiation. :D

-Hey, have you hung out with the C.A.R.L. people? They are so awesome!
-Carl IS real...don't say he isn't.
-We are losers in C.a.r.l and we don't care!

by dizzyizzy March 27, 2009

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C.A.R.L.

CARL - Stands for, Cocks Are Really Long. Used mostly by Females to the extent of the size of their partners. A very rarely used term. Also used is C.A.R.B, Meaning Cocks Really Big.

A "Black Carl", or a "White Carl", used for reference with the Black men's penis myth.

My God, the White and Black C.A.R.L. are so different!

by Bffgoodrich June 27, 2007

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S.P.E.C.I.A.L

Strength, Perception, Endurance, Charisma, Intelligence, Agility and Luck.

These are the skills one needs to be considered truly S.P.E.C.I.A.L

Narrator: Do you know what makes you S.P.E.C.I.A.L?

by VeryGoodwithWords May 17, 2021

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C.A.R.L.O.S

C.A.R.L.O.S: Coolest Asshole aRound Loves Outrages Sex

"C.A.R.L.O.S is a asshole yea but he's a cool asshole"
"C.A.R.L.O.Sfucked Lisa very hardcore shit was outrages"

by Carlitoz April 2, 2008

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C.O.A.L.

Stands for "coming-of-age letdown", and refers to the "deflated" feeling you get (similar to one's disappointment if Santa Claus's leaves lumps of da hard sooty black stuff in his stocking) when --- after having waited many years for your parents or other grownups to tell you things that you'd been super-curious about during your younger days --- you eventually learn that said greatly-desired information-nuggets were really nothing special or "momentous" after all; you realize right away that your having known that info "'way back when" would in fact **not** have troubled your "young mind" much if any (and certainly MUCH less than the agonies you'd suffered all those years while frettingly having to wait for your overly-protective seniors to finally "open up"! ), and so these matters could indeed have "safely" been discussed with you at the age you'd originally asked about them, or at least much sooner that whenever your tight-lipped elders chose to divulge said information to you.

An excellent example of a "C.O.A.L." moment would be learning that a "homosexual" is simply someone who prefers the same gender more than the opposite gender --- having been told that during your middle-school years would definitely not have troubled you to any significant degree, nor would you have thought/behaved/acted any differently during those "naive years" as a result of your having possessed that knowledge. And if anything, it might have even HELPED you to feel less confused and better understand a few fellow-pre-teens and adults who seemed "different", and whom you now realize were probably just gay, and so they simply didn't think or feel the same way about you as a "straight" person would have.

by QuacksO February 16, 2019

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