C.A.B. (Cunt-Ass-Bitch)

Derogatory, but accurate term for describing an obese, rude, ugly, fat, clumsy, stupid, and (did I mention?) obese woman. These creatures seem to only have a one-outfit wardrobe comprised of jeans and a XXXL sweatshirt... the least attractive combo possible. You may find them in the first 3 rows of a college lecture hall, constantly answering the professor's questions to the class, INcorrectly, much to their own embarrassment as they anticipate redemption with the next question, but don't seem to know when to cut their losses. This entity also has no personality, just semi-rude remarks, do not attempt interaction. If you get too close you may find yourself getting shouldered by this wide-load, so when out on the plains, look out for yourself.

"Dude, that damn C.A.B. (Cunt-Ass-Bitch) tried sitting next to me in Chemistry today, what a bitch, I had to fake a phone call to run out of class with my stuff, I thought I was gonna puke!"

by roguesturgeon May 23, 2010

C.A.B.

acronym for: 'crazy ass bitch'

And the c.a.b. is here., Called that c.a.b., Drive your c.a.b. girl!

by thePremster May 16, 2015

C.A.B.

The Child Ass Borer. Usually a very creepy man found in the workplace who is thought to be a pedophile. This name is taken from the insect emerald ash borer. This man is usually older and lives with his Mom or sister still.

Wow Larry really is a C.A.B. I just saw him hanging around the Play ground at the nursery.

by Hammer Time July 13, 2007

C.A.B

C.A.B stands for haha bhitch yhu really thought I was finna tell yo desperate ugly ass. Mind yo business that’s why yhu not gonna get nowhere in life hoe.

Us C.A.B gurls is the most young pretty Gurl gang you ever heard of.

by The One and Only C.A.B L.B.D January 05, 2021

C.A.B.

A C.A.B. is a Clown Ass Bitch. Typically someone can be identified as a C.A.B. if they don't act right in social situations, if they are a habitual line-stepper or if their clothing choices are not deemed acceptable by their peers.

Did you see that C.A.B. with the teal flip flops walking by earlier? You better check that fool the next time you see him.

by Stachmatic August 27, 2020

C.A.B

C.A.B is an acronym for chink ass bitch (chink is a racist term for a chinese person)

Stupid boy: hey

Stupid boy: sorry for being a dick to you
(3 minutes later
Stupid boy: your a lesbo you bitch
Me: wow really your a chink ass bitch (C.A.B)

by Maddi1039 June 18, 2018

C.A.B

C.A.B is a acronym for chink ass bitch and chink is a racist term for a Chinese person

Stupid boy: Hey
Stupid boy: Sorry for being a dick to you
Me: It's fine
(5 minutes later)
Stupid boy: Your a fucking lesbo you bitch
Me: You chink ass bitch
(C.A.B)

by Maddi1039 June 18, 2018