c.o.b.s.t.l.

Case Of Balls Sticking To Legs. This can occur in extreme heat when there is excessive persperation from the lower regions. Also see c.o.i.b.

me on G7 - $#!+, i've got c.o.b.s.t.l. again!
person sitting next to me - whats that?
me - me balls is stickin to me legs!!
person - ewww...

by sam from G7 July 15, 2008

C.O.B.S.

Acronym for Crab On Booty Syndrome. This syndrome occurs most often in high school and college students who haven't slept or gotten what they want over an extended period of time. Symptoms include irritability, hunger, the inability to co-operate with others, pouting, whining, frowning (in this case we will refer to it as an upside down smile), and a general distaste for the other people who inhabit planet earth.

"Damn she looks constipated, she must have C.O.B.S."

or

"Jesus! What is his/her problem? Maybe they would be in a better mood if that crab let go of their ass!"

by brew haha April 23, 2007

C.E.B.S.

chronic empty bottle syndrome.

I HAVE C.E.B.S.

by C.E.B.S November 23, 2014

C.B.D.S

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this kid is so heavy call C.B.D.S

by HugeTroller92 November 12, 2020

C.U.B.S.

Crazy Upside-down Backwards Sex

I was pile driving this girl into the damn bed during C.U.B.S. last night. Shit, am I sore.

by tjaaron February 15, 2010

C.A.B.S.

Community-Accquired Snark and Bitchiness, commonly contracted from spending long periods of time on snark communities and gossip sites like ONTD, Go Fug Yourself, TMZ, Perez Hilton, etc.

"You really need to stop going to ONTD, man. That place is giving you a terminal case of C.A.B.S."

by MizPlunderBunny February 20, 2009

A.G.B.S.C.

Anti-Gravity Ball Sack Capacitor. IE: The feeling you get when something made you extremely happy, similar to when you are on a rollercoaster ride and your balls float up and feel neat.

My team just won the Stanley Cup, and my AGBSC was activated.

by Andy November 30, 2004