I was smoking a joint with my figure skating friend Dean walking thru a park in NYC, when all of a sudden we were Dick Buttoned by a bunch of guys hiding in the bushes!
by happylovingcouple January 7, 2014
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"oh my god, I think I've had an accident during the night.......i'm so embarrased"
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The way in which someone is used to pressing buttons on a cell phone.
Right-buttoned: Used to having OK on the right, cancel on the left
Left-buttoned: Used to having OK on the left, cancel on the right
Often when someone has to use a cell phone with the opposite button configuration, great confusion will arise from many accidentally closed screens and inadvertently opened menus.
Derived from "handedness."
Right-buttoned: Used to having OK on the right, cancel on the left
Left-buttoned: Used to having OK on the left, cancel on the right
Often when someone has to use a cell phone with the opposite button configuration, great confusion will arise from many accidentally closed screens and inadvertently opened menus.
Derived from "handedness."
John: Hey Jane, can I use your phone real quick?
Jane: Sure, here you go.
...several minutes of frustration later...
John: God dammit, I keep hitting cancel! I'm left-buttoned, I'm not used to OK being on the right!
Jane: ikr? When will they start making the buttonedness the same on all phones?
Jane: Sure, here you go.
...several minutes of frustration later...
John: God dammit, I keep hitting cancel! I'm left-buttoned, I'm not used to OK being on the right!
Jane: ikr? When will they start making the buttonedness the same on all phones?
by diemi May 9, 2009
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Unlike in India, the train system in Europe is buttoned up—trains run on time, bathrooms work, conductors check tickets, and accidents are rare.
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by Bonoz June 30, 2018
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Jock 1- Dude, Dante likes Frank Sinatra AND Marx Brothers movies
Jock 2- Lets give him a good ol' lynchin and make him show us his dick but call him gay for it
Jock 1- He's so Benjamin Buttoned
Jock 2- Lets give him a good ol' lynchin and make him show us his dick but call him gay for it
Jock 1- He's so Benjamin Buttoned
by mophead1 August 11, 2010
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1. An't that a bitch my brother just buttoned me...and his inbox is full I can't even leave him a message. There is nothing worse than getting buttoned by my own brother.
2. Yo I called that ho we met at the mall and she buttoned me... how am I going to get dat ass if she keeps buttoning me?
2. Yo I called that ho we met at the mall and she buttoned me... how am I going to get dat ass if she keeps buttoning me?
by Killentime January 22, 2011
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