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butthole surfer 

One who practices butthole surfing - the act of intravenously injecting an aqueous solution of both LSD and heroin (or another interchangably potent opioid analgesic). The author strongly discourages this kind of behavior, being considerably more risky than IV self-administration of either compound independently, which is saying alot.

The name was of course also adopted by the well known Texan acid-punk band the Butthole Surfers.
An example of this kind of a butthole surfer is totally superfluous by virtue of the self-explanatory nature of the above definition
butthole surfer by Michael Cribabel December 12, 2008
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Butthole Surfer 

A band known for thier incredulous lyrics
Butthole Surfer by Ghero January 28, 2007

butthole surfer 

A surfer who always crashes in on another persons wave. (Especially in Cruz!)
"I waited an hour for that wave but that butthole surfer crashed in on whats mine"
butthole surfer by Josh January 18, 2005

butthole surfer 

girls who love backdoor attentions
"shes in love with a butthole surfer..."
butthole surfer by Johnny February 4, 2004

butthole surfer 

Including....well, we don't have to name them.

Butthole Surfer 

A person who is always a jerk or a douche bag and tries to get all the girls but can't.
Hey Jeff , stop being such a butthole surfer.
Butthole Surfer by TeenBagel January 30, 2016

Butthole Surfer 

1. One who jumps from parter to partner to partake in casual anal sex.

2. An American rock band that plays alternative punk music. (1981-Present)
"You're such a butthole surfer. I saw you take it up the butt again"