butterball turkey ass

When the ass is just too round perfect and juicy.

"Damn bruh alicia has got one butterball turkey ass. Scrumptious!"

by actualfactual3765 June 1, 2017

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Butterball

A sex act wherein the man shaves off all of his pubic hair so that his flaccid genitals resemble a dead bird, and coats his crotch in butter. He then drags his testicles across the face of his sleeping significant other, whilst gobbling like a turkey. Especially popular during the holiday season.

Autumn was angry when Patrick woke her on Thanksgiving morning with an especially greasy butterball.

by Uncle Pep-Pep November 28, 2010

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Butterball Jones

The friend that no one likes. Sounds similar to "Butt of all jokes." Usually overweight.

"Look at that Butterball Jones!"

"Did you invite Butterball Jones?...Ah shit, it IS Butterball!"

by Two mad friends March 26, 2009

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butterball minute

About an hour and a half.

Kristian : I'll see you guys in a butterball minute.

Brad : That doesn't mean anything.

by Brad Senatore February 20, 2008

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Penis Butter Belly Sandwich

When you pull out and evenly distribute your load across the girl’s stomach, then jump on top of her and squirm around while yelling, “Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly!”

Me: Yo that chick I banged last night won’t text me back.
Bud: Wtf did you do?
Me: I don’t know, maybe she didn’t like the penis butter belly sandwich I made for her.

by daddyblast69 April 13, 2023

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