When you take a dookie in a particularly cold environment and the fecal matter freezes on the way out of your rectal cavity, causing you to have a sizeable brown stick protruding from your butt, ergo, a butt boner.
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a sensation in your ass caused by heightened bloodflow and excessive pent up steam- akin to the feeling one gets when they pop a boner, but with your butt!
symptoms may include: emptiness, warmth in affected areas, back arching, bouncing, lust drunken thoughts, potential promiscuity, need, and- in extreme cases- vivid daydreams that bleed into sleepless nights.
if you are submissive and breedable enough to be familiar with such a condition, I suggest you be a good pet and find a way to let off that pent up steam. c:
symptoms may include: emptiness, warmth in affected areas, back arching, bouncing, lust drunken thoughts, potential promiscuity, need, and- in extreme cases- vivid daydreams that bleed into sleepless nights.
if you are submissive and breedable enough to be familiar with such a condition, I suggest you be a good pet and find a way to let off that pent up steam. c:
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when you see a motherfucker outside of the house, it is customary to greet them by shouting "boner in your butt!" at them as loud as you can.
this is done best from a moving car or where there are large crowds of people around (at the intersection of guadalupe and 21st for example.)
when you see a motherfucker outside of the house, it is customary to greet them by shouting "boner in your butt!" at them as loud as you can.
this is done best from a moving car or where there are large crowds of people around (at the intersection of guadalupe and 21st for example.)
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