Big ol' Non-Boner Butt

The opposite of Big ol' Boner Butt. Used to convey extreme or moderate displeasure or disgust.

Oord: Hey did you see that fat chick grinding up on Jacob?

Hall: Yea, big ol' non-boner butt!

by Dillyboy November 25, 2011

Butt Boner

When someone shits in their pants and it looks like a boner is coming out of their ass.

Amber swung her fists at me, it scared me so bad I developed a butt boner.

by SnookyShooky December 02, 2023

butt boner

When you take a dookie in a particularly cold environment and the fecal matter freezes on the way out of your rectal cavity, causing you to have a sizeable brown stick protruding from your butt, ergo, a butt boner.

I took a dump in a public restroom in an ice rink and i ended up getting a butt boner

by poopyshit24 April 02, 2023