Butt-Fucked in the Face

To have served, for at least two years, on active duty, at Minot Air Force Base, as a Security Forces Member.

Or

To be so brutally and forwardly 'fucked over' by another person or persons that your face is no longer your face, but your ass.

"Hey, didn't you serve up in Minot at Minot Air Force Base?"

"Yeah, I was butt-fucked in the face for three years."

by Muckwarrior September 14, 2009

butt fucked in a smoothie truck

When you're having a really bad day but everyone else is happy.

Sun burn at the beach=butt fucked in a smoothie truck.

by Johnny oneshot May 25, 2016

Butt fucked by a witch

when you think you can handle something but you cant.

"Dude, i got butt fucked by a witch when i drank Ayahuasca!"

by Ihatepeople12 May 30, 2016

butt-fucked egypt

Term used to describe a place that is far away. Common in SoFla.

"Dammmn Jenny lives in those new houses in Kendall. Thats butt-fucked egypt!!"

by jb00g09 July 20, 2006

butt fucked in the mouth

Being unrelentingly fucked in the mouth. Getting extremely fucked over at work.

I’ve been getting butt fucked in the mouth by the amount of work my boss has given me.

She’s gonna get butt fucked in the mouth tonight.

by Mydjaxt January 27, 2019

royally butt fucked

To be fucked, not necessarily analy, by someone who is in a higher social standing.
bootyfuckanal

Lily: " I slept with Jason last night."
Lily's friend: "The hottest guy in school? You slut! you were so royally butt fucked last night!"

by Audrey Hepburn Bitches January 19, 2016

Buttfucker3000

An idiot who logs into a Zoom court hearing or important with a totally inappropriate screen name which angers the judge or the person leading the meeting.

Your name's not Buttfucker3000, you yo-ho.

by Storm Sexxwatt May 13, 2021