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Butt Boner

a sensation in your ass caused by heightened bloodflow and excessive pent up steam- akin to the feeling one gets when they pop a boner, but with your butt!

symptoms may include: emptiness, warmth in affected areas, back arching, bouncing, lust drunken thoughts, potential promiscuity, need, and- in extreme cases- vivid daydreams that bleed into sleepless nights.

if you are submissive and breedable enough to be familiar with such a condition, I suggest you be a good pet and find a way to let off that pent up steam. c:
I should sleep right now but this butt boner is telling me otherwise
Butt Boner by aintapuppy June 7, 2025

Big ol' Non-Boner Butt 

The opposite of Big ol' Boner Butt. Used to convey extreme or moderate displeasure or disgust.
Oord: Hey did you see that fat chick grinding up on Jacob?

Hall: Yea, big ol' non-boner butt!
Big ol' Non-Boner Butt by Dillyboy November 25, 2011

Big ol' Boner Butt 

A phrase used to exclaim extreme joy or pleasure in a variety of situations
Alex: Hey did you see that chick run across the street with the huge tits???

Colt: Big ol' Boner Butt yea!
Big ol' Boner Butt by Dillyboy November 23, 2011

boner in your butt 

greeting/acknowledgement used by members and associates of the 21st street coop.

when you see a motherfucker outside of the house, it is customary to greet them by shouting "boner in your butt!" at them as loud as you can.

this is done best from a moving car or where there are large crowds of people around (at the intersection of guadalupe and 21st for example.)
"Boner in your butt, Dave!"

"Boner in your butt, Brett!"

"Boner in your butt, Officer"

Buttoner 

Another name for a television remote control.
Yo dude I'm too lazy to get up. Can you get the buttoner for me?
Buttoner by lna0305 November 4, 2011

buttbonker 

A person who enjoys engaging in the anal arts. An afficiando of anal sex.
If she (or he) asks you to stick it in the back door, that person is a buttbonker.
buttbonker by buttbonker July 7, 2010