All Sack But No Balls

When someone acts like they're the shit but they really a pussy deep inside

Person 1: "yo I heard moh finna beat up gaby after lunch for sleepin wit his girl"
Person 2: "bitch, pleasee moh all sack but no balls"
Person 1: "shiitttt true my g"

by doofypuuty April 20, 2021

butfor

something you would ask as a distraction meaning nothing at all but to get the other person to ask "whats a butfor". just out of context as a joke or distraction to make them look like an ass, after all if you fall for this... just kidding

Did you bring the guns, and the gernades, food, trash bags, and the butfor, ....... Whats a butfor? ....... for pooping silly.

by [e-mail] November 17, 2007

Buttock-clenching

1 Noun. The clenching of the Gluteus Maximus.
2 Adj. A word used to describe a tense, awkward or painful moment. This word was used by Bear Grylls whilst making a dangerous descent down a rock cliff in Man Vs Wild.

Buttock-clenching is a phrase used by British people.

1 Buttock-clenching helps strengthen the Gluteus Maximus.
2 That fall looked buttock-clenchingly painful.

by JMUK July 17, 2012

buenos nachos

1. Spanish translation: good nachos (nachos: a fried tortilla chip usually served with cheese dip)
2. The incorrect way of saying "Good night" in Spanish. Should be "Buenas Noches".

John: "Maria, I had a great night with you. Buenos Nachos."

Maria: "John, when did we eat nachos? Did you mean to wish me a good night?"

John: "Oh, yes you are right I'm sorry. I'm such a gringo Maria, please forgive me."

Maria: "Buenas Noches, gringo!"

by judyrox July 30, 2010

burnoose

A long cloak of coarse woollen fabric with a hood, usually white in color, worn by Berbers and the Arabs throughout North Africa.

"The Emir of Groovefunkistan, a small middle-eastern nation, is coming to visit the president. His flight has been delayed, and his burnoose is dirty."

by Maximus Q. Powerton III May 30, 2009

butner

verb to frequently and consistently miss scheduled appointments (including work for long durations) with little to no notice, often accompanied by outlandish or insufficient reasoning.

Doctor: "I had to drop the patient. He kept butnering his appointments. Seriously, not even a phone call to cancel."
Lazy Worker Bro: "I just scored a two week vacation in Cancún! I'll just butner work and it's party time! I'll make up something like an dental problem if they ask when I get back."
Boss: "He's fired for pulling a month long no-call/no-show." HR Rep:" I've never seen someone butner that long!"

by UnofficialButTrue January 25, 2017

buttock exception

The act of excepting or excluding the buttock(s) from legal definitions of battery or criminal sexual conduct.

See, 609.3451 CRIMINAL SEXUAL CONDUCT IN THE FIFTH DEGREE "For purposes of this section, "sexual contact" has the meaning given in section 609.341, subdivision 11, paragraph (a), clauses (i), (iv), and (v), but does not include the intentional touching of the clothing covering the immediate area of the buttocks."

Senator Al Franken is not guilty of criminal sexual conduct when he grabs ass because "the immediate area of the buttocks" is excepted by definition in the relevant criminal statute..you know...the buttock exception. He's just a a dirty old creep.

by bird lawyer November 27, 2017