bus fuck

When you offer your sexual services to anyone riding on the bus, are declined, and then quite literally try to have sex with the bus by humping the ticket booth, rails, ect..
Jessa is such a bus fuck
by jennaguts December 07, 2011
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bus-fucked

a metaphor / figure of speech..

when you've been fucked by something as big as a bus, your ass will never get back to normal.. hence 'bus-fucked' because there's no way back from that..

similar to a clusterfuck
oh man, i was drunk in my car and crashed into a police station, the judge bus-fucked me
by Ex-Felthamite November 29, 2011
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"i want to hit you with a fucking bus"
short, simple words, if that one motherfucking, bitch ass-dog face-looking pussy motherfucking son of a bitch decides to step in your way.
Jared: "i fucked your wife"
Me: "i want to hit you with a fucking bus!!"
Jared: "you wouldnt."
Me: "all to see my wife."

now i see her through a glass window-
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