burnt toast
you're having a stroke.
burnt toast by inksquiddo September 1, 2021
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Burnt toast by BlaZe April 6, 2004
Burnt Toast
(N). A myspace girl with a cute innocent name (ex. Brave Little Toaster) and decent flattering photos, who in real life actually looks like burned toast and is not so innocent after all! Burnt toast is often found at local rock shows drunk, suggesting sexual favors and locked in the bathroom applying makeup/taking pictures.
Woa. Did see Burnt Toast at the bar? She was saying she wanted a boob job so she could give some guy a tittyfuck! I thought her myspace said she was sxe!
Burnt Toast by Jenevieve V. October 3, 2007
Burnt toast
When you, unfortunately, burn your toast the police come to your house and shoot it. You were also caught in the crossfire and died. You are in hell at this current moment.
Burnt toast by the urban diktionary August 2, 2021
burnt toast
Princy: gosh you're so smart
Amanda: not really. not compared to the rest of my graduating class, things are getting tougher with this economy.
Princy: oh, burnt toast.
Amanda: not really. not compared to the rest of my graduating class, things are getting tougher with this economy.
Princy: oh, burnt toast.
burnt toast by Amanda Kristine March 29, 2009
burnt toast
Term for someone lazy to redo something they just messed up, or too comfortable to change a situation for the better.
Literal Example: Making breakfast in the morning & you burn the toast, there are 3 choices: 1) You bin it and go without breakfast 2) You scrape some of the burnt stuff off or 3) You eat it as is. But under no circumstances do you make fresh toast.
Mike: Bob is always whining about how his girlfriend never does anything around the house, I can't understand why he doesnt do anything about it.
Geoff: Burnt toast my friend, burnt toast.
Mike: Bob is always whining about how his girlfriend never does anything around the house, I can't understand why he doesnt do anything about it.
Geoff: Burnt toast my friend, burnt toast.
burnt toast by Sketchey January 6, 2008
Burnt toast
Black person: "You cracker-ass fool"
(unassuming)White person: "What do you know, you piece of burnt toast!"
(black person creates new face for white person)
(unassuming)White person: "What do you know, you piece of burnt toast!"
(black person creates new face for white person)
Burnt toast by jojotheirishkid March 28, 2005