Al burgin is the most sexy lumberjack looking men you will ever meet, if you get the privilege. He is one of the most down to earth men. He makes a great friend and has a great sense of humor. He is not very confrontational, but he will stick up for you. He is emotionally distant but his friends love him anyways. He knows things that no one else knows. If ever go on a road trip with him make sure your phone is charged because you will most likely be using your GPS because he has a fear of the NSA.
Person 1: Hey did you see that boxout from that bearded guy?
Person 2: Ya! That must be Al Burgin.
Person 3: Wow! HE GOT THE BALL!
When you take a shit so huge that the tip of it pokes above the water and in spite of any effort to flush it, it just spins and remains in place like an ice berg.
Oh crap, he's been in the bathroom so long I think he's been berging it.
The real new year’s excitement is from this thing being updated and having a new urban dictionary definition so that bored people can be distracted for the amount of time it takes for the definition to load before they realize it’s some stupid unfunny “meta” joke that’s been done 99 times before or another generic “Omg you must be so bored to have searched/copy and pasted this!!!!”