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Boykisser Cat 

Idk why but this cat is so comforting and fluffy like I want him to protect me and tease me with his cute smug face calling me a boykisser omg I want to fuck this cat so much on gawd 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯 I wish I could sniff his boy musk while being hugged in his fluffy fluff
I am going to fucking kill that dumbass white silly cat boykisser cat ass meme I'm tired of this dumbass cat tormenting me for being straight I aint even gay

BoyKisser 

You
"Aha, you like kissing boys don't you? ooo you're a BoyKisser!!!!"
BoyKisser by FurryFucker445 August 11, 2023

bumkineer 

a typical small town person that knows no better
this bumkineer siting behind me really staring to get on my last nerve.
bumkineer by varavva December 24, 2009
Performed by farting into a cupped hand, raising the cupped hand to the mouth and blowing the fart over the nearest victim.
Here mate, have a bumkiss.
bumkiss by fartsoffortune September 9, 2010
1. To press your bum against another person's lips when they are expecting your face.
2. A humorous surname.
1. He told me to close my eyes and then he bumkissed me!
2. You know that guy? Yeah, Mr. Bumkiss.
Bumkiss by Pennycook November 23, 2007

ButtKisser 

John; the employee; person who steps in and backdoors other employees, by pampering the president while the assistant to the President is out of town
John the employee, steps in while the assistant is out of town, makes coffee and tea for the President and also supplies her with doughnuts, and in the process, makes other employees, who are also buttkisser, but not "butt kissers" of equal proportion, feel guilty and look bad by not living up to the same buttkissing standards. :-)
ButtKisser by John Buttkisser October 7, 2004