Finger bum bill

Guy who tries to put his finger in your bum when your mum makes you have a bath with him as a young kid

Oi finger bum bill remember you tried to finger me when we were kids

by Finger bum bill October 24, 2022

Finger Bum Wank

Putting your finger in your bum to aid wanking if you have taken a load of oats and it's taking a while!

I opted for a Finger Bum Wank last night

by J-Boner! October 9, 2008

finger bum wank (FBW)

insertion of a finger into the anus whilst "jackin it"

"jeff likes to finger bum wank (FBW) with himself"

by lazycouchpotato7 July 30, 2008

Soapy Finger Bum Wank

The act of fingering your asshole with your finger/fingers covered in soap, while masterbating.

“I was struggling to get myself off so I decided to have a soapy finger bum wank”

by KD Jackel October 17, 2021

finger bum wank (FBW)

a particularly sick individual who is not satisfide with the usual five finger shuffle, and feels it nessecary to penertrate his own rectum with 1,2 or even three fingers whilst beating one off, adding to his own miss guided feeling of sexual gratification.

i was going to have a wank but i thought fuck it why not have a finger bum wank (FBW) i deserve it!

by franklin B wankface June 19, 2006

Fingering Bum

A word used by people from Reading to indicate procrastination

1) "What have you been up to today, mate?"
2) "Nothing much, been fingering bum."

by Mark Park September 22, 2021

Fingering Bum

An expression used by people from North Reading meaning to procrastinate or be generally unproductive and lazy.

"What have you been doing today?"
"Nothing much, just fingering bum"

by Jordan Dozen January 24, 2021