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Bulletin Whore

The person on MySpace who posts five bulletins, one right after another, usually surveys, and takes up all your bulletin space on your homepage.
Tina: "There goes Jackie again, posting five bulletins."

Lauren: "Again? She's such a bulletin whore."
by Cheela June 25, 2006
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Bulletin Worthy

when someone says something so funny on aim that it is worthy to put it on myspace as a bulletin
jonathan92c: yo guess what
blacklambo730: what?
jonathan92c: theres a spanish remix to "we made it"
blacklambo730: whats it about? making it over the border?
jonathan92c: hahahhahahah. thats bulletin worthy
by jonathan92c October 27, 2008
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bulletin board whore

Someone who continually posts excessive, stupid-ass bulletin board messages on MySpace.
That bulletin board whore took up three of my five bulletins spaces so I bitch smacked her.
by Spider289 April 18, 2005
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Bulletin Whore

A person who spends their life on myspace, posting bulletins about how they had a terrible day and need comments.

Or they continually post bulletins about their new pictures, begging for picture comments.

The worst is probably those that love to post bulletins about how if you post this you'll get a million dollars or a boyfriend.

Bulletins posted by bulletin whores usually have very bad grammar and lots of spelling mistakes.
Bulletin posted by a bulletin whore:
"Subject: LYK OH EM GEEE
Body: i lYK havv n3w pics.

go c0mmment slUUts."
by wowthatshardcore September 30, 2006
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bullception

The art of creating false/misleading/interesting/irrelevant titles for myspace bulletins about (a) new photos/music/profile/blogs
Bullception:

Bulletin Title: I'm moving to Canada

Bulletin Body: Just kidding, new pics.
by pooploops February 18, 2008
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bulletin board

A bulletin board is an electronic message center that usually serves a specific interest group. One reaches a bulletin board through the Internet, and then reads or posts messages to relate to others who frequent the specific board.
Hi Jak, I read your post on the bulletin board!
by Jak Dude May 6, 2005
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Butleration

The tendancy to create remarks that would invariable stop the act of sex in its tracks.

The person committing the butleration is (the) butler. After the butleration, the target victim(s) become(s) butled. This is not to be confused with the profession of servitude.

A butleration does not nessecarily occur during sex, but can occur at any time of the day and can be aimed at anyone unfortunate enough to be on the receiving end of the butler. However, the butleration's ability to end sex, even just before an orgasm, is used to gauge wether the remark is in fact a butleration. The act of butleration can sometimes result in a kiggins from both sexes.

The trait to be able to commit a butleration is genetic and is usually passed down by the male population, with few cases in women. However, anyone possesing the dominant variant of this gene will almost certaintly be unable to reach orgasm with a partner unless their mouth is taped up during sex. This means that only carriers of the gene are able to pass the gene on.

When butlerations do happen during sex, most are forgiven with a giggle. Some, however, can cause serious repurcussions in relationships.
An example of a butleration:
"I've never really noticed that my laptop charger on my desk over there looks a bit like one of those ghost traps from ghost-busters from here."
*Cease spring-squeeking*
by kikumbob January 9, 2008
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