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Bulging Butthole

Somebody who is so generally offensive to both your senses and intelligence they remind you of a bulging butthole. I.E. Even being in the same general area as this person is equivalent to being forced to watch somebody bulge and pucker their sphincter in your face; it is utterly nauseating and intolerable.
God, I couldn't stand sitting next to that Captain Obvious over there now I get stuck next to the bulging butthole that just can't stop spouting nonsense at everybody. To hell with this, I'm outta here before the last of my brain cells die or I'm forced to choke this guy.
by ricardocabezaretardo June 20, 2019
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Bulging with Sclerae

Unusually common for some cartoon characters depicted with small "beady-black eyes" can have their eyes big and white when a strong expression is needed (ex. shock, anger and excite.)
Smileys are known for their signature dot eyes and their emojis like 😳 use to have "bulging with sclerae."
by El Vocabulario March 9, 2020
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bulging infected nutsack konvention

Simply the greatest band in the world. Their music comes straight from their bong hits.
Genre: Gurgly music
Hits: The Only Problem With Cyber Sex Is Getting Jizz On The Keyboard, Caveman Rap, Mashed Potatoes, Pavarotti Madness,Uncle Doug's Barnyard Hoedown, Bradley Is A Jew and many more.
They are currently working on their second album rumored to be called Volkow Syndrome which in it's entirety is a 30 minute long song.
"Bulging Infected Nutsack Konvention is the best stoner music around"
by BINK MUSIC May 2, 2008
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Bulging Saucers

When a girl, who has breasteses, is in the cold or wet, nipples become erect and show through their shirt
It was cold out so we could all see robyn's bulging saucers
by kiwii54545 March 27, 2009
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bulging slab

A growth on the gooch of a male . Cyst , Pimple or a general growth on the gooch
" did you get up to much at the weekend?" "Nah bud , I was caught up all weekend with a bulging slab"
by Budzer December 20, 2017
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golden bulging

The act of a well behaved group of men or women who derive sexual excitement from urinating on the protruding midriff of a pregnant woman.

Not to be confused with orange bulging which is being caught stealing oranges from the market and much less sexy.
“Roddard? Isn’t Ginger almost at term now? Shouldn't we invite the clan round for a spot of golden bulging before she pops?”
by Rodhard hardcastle November 27, 2017
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A large cock that is big big big big big and sometimes goes into the male anus.
Dude I got fucked by a Fat bulging huge gay humungous cock lastnight!
by scythe021 May 26, 2024
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