Buffer

A insult to ones competence, a slow person, idiot, someone who slacks.
Also can be used to define a muscle-head with a low I.Q.

Yeah, be he a buffer tho.
I think he's buffer.

by Burnt Salad October 02, 2015

Buffer

Someone who acts in an anti-social manner toward their immediate neighbours.

That Buffer is telling her dog to bark again. Noisy Buffer!

by Steve Woodier October 27, 2007

Buffer

A mustache that accompanies your mouth when giving fellatio.

Im growing out my buffer", "She likes my buffer", "I buffed it with my buffer

by Rockwoodsfinest August 18, 2010

buffering

That stupid annoying fucking shit that delays viewing of pleasurable video entertainment via the internet. RealPlayer grossly exploits this atrocity of humanity.

"Buffering . . . "

by mikeschneider May 17, 2006

buffering

The short break(s) a dude takes during sex to make sure he doesn't get too excited and blow his load.

(Usually in an effort to make sure she comes first)

DUDE: (stops or slows down during intercourse)
GIRL: What happened?
DUDE: It's alright darling, I am buffering...

by Appelby October 20, 2009

Buffering

Buffering refers to that period of time that you lost previous to when you suddenly become aware you are now not doing anything. This is your brain trying to load normal function and cognition whilst enhanced or debilitated by mind altering drugs. The time you were buffering will be unbeknown to the bufferer and they will then continue with a new task or indeed the original task.

Guys what was i doing? I seem to have been buffering...I'll rack up the next line then!

by Little Face December 11, 2014

buffer

A friend who is willing to come along with you when you're meeting someone who might be interested in dating you, but you're not sure if you're interested in dating them.

Dude, Crissy from accounting is going to be at the bar tonight. I think she likes me, but I'm not sure if I'm into her. Can go with me as my buffer in case she turns out to be a psycho?

by LeBain November 11, 2007